akshaya

𝐼'𝑚 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑠𝑢𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝐼 𝑎𝑚 𝑎 𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠.

[Valentina V. @valentinavoight]

life is so terrible they don’t even stamp passports anymore. everything good is being taken from us!

[alyssa @lyssibot5000]

hope whoever stole my amazon package was also planning to be erling haaland for halloween

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

“ are you free after work” bro im free during work fuck this shit

[✰ @PRINCESSVlCKY]

me realising i can just be a fucking bitch instead of being understanding and kind at 29

[Judyyyy @iamjudyyyyyyyy]

If I spent my entire life training to become a Titan shifter and I get the Cart Titan, I'd immediately betray Marley.

[Madesse @LadyCharrr1]

Me at 60 because I had to be financially stable first.

[Phyllll @kueenfupanda]

You blink and it’s Luteal phase all over again

[mel @Me3ll__]

Yo tratando de enfrentarme a las dificultades de la vida adulta

[Sir Daniel @sir_Danniell]

I would never spend my hard earned money on a mocktail

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

yeah my mother

[bauldefrases @suspirxsalaire]

A veces solo hay que hacer esta cara y seguir con la vida

[Blaxx🦇 @biggblaxxx]

when you’re enjoying ur time alone and people start coming outta nowhere

[MADAM PAPER🫦☽☾ @nott_louu]

as a society we need to decenter ironing our clothes

[safadenha @ousafadenha]

sou eu e minha dor nas costas contra o mundo

[Ojos color sol @ojoscol0rsol]

Yo leyendo las conversaciones de las personas cuando voy en el autobús

[pinkie @pinkiepie71]

"its all in ur head" oh my god😭😭😭i thought it was in my ass😭😭😭 thank u so much😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Vionna @Kurlycheeks]

Paper Towel seeing me entering the kitchen to cook…