guys pls read the lyrics to dirty bird. this isn’t just stolas getting his rocks off. he HATES HIMSELF RIGHT NOW. he is literally saying he deserves to be treated like he’s nothing, that he’s selfish and doesn’t deserve love. it is SELF HARM. he’s not out having meaningful sex.
“MINORS are watching this”
And they shouldn’t. There’s literally a warning in the beginning of every episode, it’s not for kids.
It’s Helluva Boss, not Bluey,
uh...
🔞 Sugesstive. Vamp!Varis x Vamp!Reader
uhm...im shy and i hope yall like it...and im hopping i didnt crop any of the text bc im gonna be mad if I did
#VarySweetDreams#Varynaked
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