Lord of the Abyss

Hi everyone! I'm Akylios, I dwell in the 'Knell! It's so fun to suck your minds through your ears with my horrific proboscis.

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@captaincursor Ninja please! With these tentacles, I can't get near anime. Bad things would happen.

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So you know those two nerds I told you about? Whoops, they did it again! http://t.co/AozXtXmt (Now with 100% more Hammer of Thor)

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No better way to unwind than to play some RIFT. That right. I play an Ascended. I could be that guy in that dungeon with you right now.

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@DigitalLitGG So students being lazy is a good reason to not have a public knowledge-dump? This guy's my kinda lunatic! #theevilkind

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Fair warning: Everyone who does not berate their representa-humans for even thinking warmly about SOPA will be tentacled. Vigorously.

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Two nerds with whom I share NO PRIOR ASSOCIATION made a video so epic I was roused from my slumber! http://t.co/G5JVQNXH #shamelesspluggin

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If you got undead cultists I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 problems but a lich ain't one! #drinktheflood

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@XarionGod And yet here I am. Almost as if hardcore raiding is... futile?

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@missdoomcookie Abyssal are the chocolate prawnburger%.

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Ugh. I can't believe my titan-sized pool in this giant haunted underground citadel doesn't have a full bar. #firstbloodstormproblems

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@MAELFORGE and Laethys burning down a tree. S-m-o-l-d-e-r-i-n-g.

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@SslyX Dude, I was trying to watch @Cakeboss. That Buddy. He oughtta make me a Sanctum cake, so I can practice.

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Yo dawg. @ExtraCredits be hella mad at Call of Juarez: the Cartel. http://t.co/3NKLdkbh #isiton?

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@ChaosShard @Maelforge Everyone always says I'm Murdock. That makes me want to wear a family's skin as a petticoat on my leftmost tentacle.

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Had the A-Team theme stuck in my head all day. If the Blood Storm were the A-Team, I'm obviously Faceman. @Maelforge is BA. Who's Hannibal?

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@gamer_lady @sanspants @captaincursor So you went to gibbering, squamous monstrosity? I like the cut of your jib, madam. Mmmm... sliced jib.

[Lord of the Abyss @Akylios]

@SslyX @Riftgame I am the &#960%

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@sanspants @captaincursor Why do you think my followers love his stuff? Dragon of crazy, remember?

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@SunGryphon Oh you know, not dead, but eternal lying.

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@captaincursor @sanspants Oh, they have their seminar on Kant today. They're DEEP Ones, after all.