*rubs ur bulge with my paws* oops didn’t see u there
*rubs ur bulge with my paws* sorry didn’t mean to do it again
*rubs ur bulge with my paws* i’m so sorry idk how it keeps happening
*rubs ur bulge with my paws* pls i’m actually so sor-
it’s a child friendly convention centered around a children’s show… if you can’t go and enjoy it as an adult without having your porn sweater on and bringing a body pillow of rarity you probably shouldn’t be there anyways idfk
my mom opened the fridge and was like "are you hungry? i made beef stroganoff" and then looked around some more for about 30 seconds before saying "beef strokin' off" and then shaking her head at herself in disappointment