Al Ahli Hospital

This is a Parody Account of Al Ahli Hospital in Doha -Qatar
Share here the bad experience you got with Al Ahli in the aim to make this place better

[Al Ahli Hospital @AlAhliHospital]

@Hayaaalthani show us your credit card - Black or Gold - and we will see you before. Maybe tomorrow.

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Come this afternoon for an echo: you pay one full price the second one is 50% off ! Enjoy

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@Maryyami_ we will do all the necessary exams to make sure you pay the highest fee possible.

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@Maryyami_ welcome ! Hope your stay will be great

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@Eyad_Hudaib oh shame. I will ask him directly to leave Instagram and his iPhone to come and see you

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@AmeAlkuwari welcome

[Al Ahli Hospital @AlAhliHospital]

@agaogluyilmaz what kind of credit card you have ? We treat people with Gold or Infinite cards only...

[Al Ahli Hospital @AlAhliHospital]

@agaogluyilmaz try again now. Yesterday we were busy !

[Al Ahli Hospital @AlAhliHospital]

@agaogluyilmaz thanks !

[Al Ahli Hospital @AlAhliHospital]

@Disclearning yeah but in the same time you are closer to the toilet if you need to go there

[Al Ahli Hospital @AlAhliHospital]

@DavidDeir no worry. What color is your credit card ? We handle clients per their bank account. If you have a black card you go faster

[Sandy Prabhu @Sandygpr]

If you beep your horn .05 seconds after the light changes green, I & my bro will shut off the car,lay on the hood and feed birds for an hour

[Al Ahli Hospital @AlAhliHospital]

@DavidDeir one hour wait is our standard. Please bear with us. Your file is somewhere ! We will find it... Eventually

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@ammr صج كلامك

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@MAbdRabbo all our lines are busy... Sorry our stuff is busy... On Instagram !

[Gihan M. Baraka @jihan_baraka]

@AlAhliHospital @dohanews @aljazeeranet @QNN24 @qatarliving @QatarPress @qatar_online can this be a reply from a hospital ??

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@jihan_baraka we handle emergency by the color of the credit card. A black card is treated much quicker than a Debit Card. Thanks

[Al Ahli Hospital @AlAhliHospital]

@jihan_baraka did you show your credit card ?

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@njokikiriiiri please proceed to counter with your credit card. As soon as you pay we will service you

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@rachelannmorris @Salman_Surti hahaha