Al Bundy IV

Day-trader and ex-professor turned Tweeter. He has given up on life; resigning himself to a lonely existence of cheap hookers and pizza.

[Al Bundy IV @AlBundyIV]

Woohoo! I am back! Life is keeping me buried.

[Rock⚡️God @redpawn3]

Everyone swallows.

[Al Bundy IV @AlBundyIV]

I think my neighbor is old enough to take onto the Antiques Roadshow.

[Al Bundy IV @AlBundyIV]

@bbhermit School...omg... Last long pull and it's done.

[Al Bundy IV @AlBundyIV]

@rhinohut Hmm... Good point

[Al Bundy IV @AlBundyIV]

I awoke only to find Glenn Beck is still alive.
Fuck.

[WTF Retweets @WTF_RTs]

"hi, misandry does not exist, bye."

Something people actually say/believe.

[Al Bundy IV @AlBundyIV]

@1Tortured_soul And people tell me that I am fucked in the head...

[Tortured_soul @1Tortured_soul]

Rosie o'donnells gargantuan nutsack is considered a carry on bag and she has to throw it in the overhead compartment on flights.

[Al Bundy IV @AlBundyIV]

I want to meet an undertaker w/ a business slogan, "I wanna make you smile".

[Al Bundy IV @AlBundyIV]

@SCbchbum But you have a lot of good posts.

[Jamie @Xytrex]

I've narrowed my weight issues down to three things; diet, exercise and marriage. I'm struggling with which to try changing first.

[Bill Mc7 @BillMc7]

That last tweet is as close as I'll ever get to doing bathroom humor.

[Al Bundy IV @AlBundyIV]

@SCbchbum LOL. I never seen that coming.

[Knotwhole @1knotwhole]

Dating Cards?
Like really.

[Al Bundy IV @AlBundyIV]

☑ No Friends on Facebook

[Al Bundy IV @AlBundyIV]

@EveFallen I live next to a Hostess factor and had the tour when I was a kid. Talk about killing the magic...

[Beer Farts @BeerFarts101]

Instead of listening to your podcast I'm just going to listen to my neighbors argue about why they need a blender for their fruit. ok?