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Men gtfo 😔
Woman, lesbo, daughter.
(not a minor)

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Mom was like "I really need to pee" and then the fuckass sewer started making peeing noises like an asshole fucked up piece of shit shit pooppants ass fucker

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I kinda really wanna punch someone right now, volunteer for me.

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Intro to my dream was an elevator crashing with me in it.....

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I gotta be honest... i dont really like my best friends gf...

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I couldve been so much more.

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@762x54RAWR youre a coach

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she found part 2 💔

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Mom put the phone to my ear while listening to pomni diarreah rp im dying

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Thank fucking hell my breath has gotten better.
i dont want to have no stinky ass breath i worked my ass off to make it better i am truly powerful

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might also just puke on top of it fuck this shit im so tired and done.

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im intrigued, youtube.

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puppygirl server im in (only because my bestie is on it! i hate them) has on multiple instances sent femslop trans spiderwoman.
they make her a nervous wreck then have black widow or something come in as some dom.
i hate it, stop making her so weak, shes supposed to be confident!

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@ANerdNamedJerry noone noticing the kirkified tom either

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Got a drink thinking 4 shots was a normal amount.
it came in a bucket.
now im carrying a bucket with one straw.

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@aaaztatl @Kidness__xnz My mom quite literally helps me with manageing problems and wants to help me lessen addictions.
and plus when has legal responsibility stopped legal parents? Shes more of a mom than my own parents were and they were my legal parents.

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Just missed a whole hour of hanging out with one of two of the most important people in my life cause noone told me they were going to the bar early 😭😭💔💔💔

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@internatfaith

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getting to the newer seasons would mean id have to rewatch every season before it

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Worried about this because its actually a pretty good joke but i am trying as hard as possible to not watch rick and morty and i really dont want to start.

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@Kidness__xnz for context my mom is someone i first met irl.
But alot of talking also happened online.

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@Kidness__xnz Its not always grooming 😭
My friend is literally just my parental figure who i trust and want to be around.