Starting a free standup show at stop and shop without their knowledge or permission(yet) hit me up if you arnt a coward, have a tight 15 and also some heelies to bail if shit goes south
Idea for a movie "The Turd locker" it's like the hurt locker except instead of the hurt lockers plot, it's Jeremy Renner and he has to shit in Gwyneth Paltrows pussy to stop the puss candles. On a side note, I have a cold and took way too much robutussen.
You can suck off my father.
You can give him sloppy top.
Cause if you give top and if it dont slop then my dads not gonna pop😢
As soon as I get this pulitzer prize for poetry I will boof it cowards
I got a new idea for a show where King Charles gets eaten by a bear because hes a old pedophile, the premise is that King Charles gets eaten by a bear cause hes a old pedophile