Al Coggs CFC 🌟🌟

I'm prone to take the piss. Chelsea middle of the shed. Lurcher owner. Win or lose up the blues #carefree #CFC #ktbffh #fuckboris #championsoftheworld

[Al Coggs CFC 🌟🌟 @AlCoggs]

Hold on…

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States

[Normal Island News @NormalIslandNws]

A woman was reversing in Asda car park today and she almost bumped into my trolley so she said "sorry". I said "that's okay", but my American friends are saying the correct response would have been to shoot her in the head three times and claim I acted in self-defence 🤷‍♀️

[tim anderson @timand2037]

Would you like to see this?

[Al Coggs CFC 🌟🌟 @AlCoggs]

@FBAwayDays The old den was the place to go.

[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

Donald Trump is forcing himself on countries the same way he forced himself on 14-year-olds.

[t/a Underscores Rn’t Us @AndyPlumb4]

“If Carlsberg did Darren Grimes inflatables”

[terry christian @terrychristian]

He is indeed

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Italian citizen, who was trying to get to his pregnant wife, had to continue his way by crushing the climate activists who were blocking the roads. Was his actions justified?

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

"Nigel Farage's classmates who he racially abused sir. Thousands of 'em"

[Swearing Sports News @SwearingSport]

Pretty fucking much.

[Al Coggs CFC 🌟🌟 @AlCoggs]

@nebx500 She’s never been right, just another untalented snake oil salesman

[The Rejoin EU Party @RejoinP]

🎭 Michael Caine: “I voted for Brexit… I’d rather be a poor master than a rich servant…”
But he lives in LA, never been poor, and pays no price for his vote.
Does this sum up Brexiters?

[Al Coggs CFC 🌟🌟 @AlCoggs]

@EssexPR Jeez not sure you should pick on Vorders she’s a national treasure.

[Al Coggs CFC 🌟🌟 @AlCoggs]

@cfcpep Nice one Pep

[Al Coggs CFC 🌟🌟 @AlCoggs]

And Trump is a modern day Einstein.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Brooke Rollins: "Charlie Kirk is in a way the modern day Thomas Jefferson."

[Al Coggs CFC 🌟🌟 @AlCoggs]

@FrauForelle Perfect 👌

[Rob B @RobBfromDerby]

“We want are dog sh*t back!”

[v8viva @v8viva]

@AndyPlumb4

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

@DanielTyrie You already are, because the majority of people in Canada aren’t cunts.