Definitely Not Al Gore 🇺🇲🇺🇦🇵🇸

I am not Al Gore
Climate change is not real
Bush 2000
#StopTheStealButIts2000
I did not invent the internet
I love Florida

[Definitely Not Al Gore 🇺🇲🇺🇦🇵🇸 @AlDefinitely]

Coming soon:

The Happy Warrior.

An electoral alternate history.

[Definitely Not Al Gore 🇺🇲🇺🇦🇵🇸 @AlDefinitely]

Even the House GOP is voting blue this year

[House Republicans @HouseGOP]

Back the Blue. Always.

[Definitely Not Al Gore 🇺🇲🇺🇦🇵🇸 @AlDefinitely]

Holy fucking copium Batman

[David Thompson @Dave_in_Fla]

Two weeks later, revisiting this

Turnout in Cleveland has never recovered, Ohio is over.

Texas red counties are setting records, while black areas of Dallas have cratered. Texas is over.

Iowa, even the polls are giving the GOP the lead, over.

Maine, no one in Maine, R or D, thinks Collins will lose, over.

We will see what happens in Michigan, but Abdul's campaign is a dumpster fire.

Georgia, North Carolina, Minnesota, and New Hampshire are the only races that appear to be in contention right now.

[Definitely Not Al Gore 🇺🇲🇺🇦🇵🇸 @AlDefinitely]

Look I know most college students say dumb things but I think this goes beyond that; this guy is disturbed

[Oppo Drop 💣 @OppoDrop]

🚨Trump-endorsed #IA02 candidate Joe Mitchell was caught on camera "crying about his d— size" and making disparaging comments about Black women.

Snapchat screenshots show Mitchell talking about using Xanax and video shows him saying that he doesn’t like “f—ing white people” 🧵

[Definitely Not Al Gore 🇺🇲🇺🇦🇵🇸 @AlDefinitely]

what the fuck tom

[Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 @PollTracker2024]

Tom Steyer endorses Scott Weiner for California’s 11th congressional district.

[Definitely Not Al Gore 🇺🇲🇺🇦🇵🇸 @AlDefinitely]

Jasmine Crockett out campaigning for downballot Texas candidates, as promised

[Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 @PollTracker2024]

Jasmine Crockett campaigns with Los Angeles mayor Karen Bass.

[Definitely Not Al Gore 🇺🇲🇺🇦🇵🇸 @AlDefinitely]

Honestly the worst part about this ad is the "made with super intelligence" disclaimer in the bottom right

[AdImpact Politics @AdImpact_Pol]

#IAPol: "What do you really know about Rob Sand? He was a European model, for real. Rob called himself extremely liberal in college."

Zach Lahn is up with a new #IAGov ad. The ad includes an "Images made with Super Intelligence" disclaimer.

Future reservations:
🔵$1.8M 🔴$474K

[Definitely Not Al Gore 🇺🇲🇺🇦🇵🇸 @AlDefinitely]

WNC...Balkcom is gonna get demolished

[Carolina Forward @ForwardCarolina]

If you're the kind of person who mostly gets political news on social media, and the people you follow are not telling you that early vote in North Carolina is bordering on apocalyptic for Republicans, then you're not getting good information.
https://t.co/xKkQoCAIQc

[Definitely Not Al Gore 🇺🇲🇺🇦🇵🇸 @AlDefinitely]

This is the most visually obvious glitch he's had, this is very very concerning

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "If you don't want communists controlling the US Senate, which is between JAIIIIIIT"

[Definitely Not Al Gore 🇺🇲🇺🇦🇵🇸 @AlDefinitely]

Very notable absence of Bo French on this list

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

TO THE GREAT PEOPLE OF TEXAS, GET OUT AND VOTE FOR:

– Ken Paxton for U.S. Senate
– Greg Abbott for Governor
– Dan Patrick for Lieutenant Governor
– Mayes Middleton for Attorney General
– Don Huffines for Comptroller
– Dawn Buckingham for Land Commissioner
– Nathaniel Moran for U.S. Congress (TX-01)
– Steve Toth for U.S. Congress (TX-02)
– Keith Self for U.S. Congress (TX-03)
– Pat Fallon for U.S. Congress (TX-04)
– Lance Gooden for U.S. Congress (TX-05)
– Jake Ellzey for U.S. Congress (TX-06)
– Jessica Steinmann for U.S. Congress (TX-08)
– Alex Mealer for U.S. Congress (TX-09)
– Chris Gober for U.S. Congress (TX-10)
– August Pfluger for U.S. Congress (TX-11)
– Craig Goldman for U.S. Congress (TX-12)
– Ronny Jackson for U.S. Congress (TX-13)
– Randy Weber for U.S. Congress (TX-14)
– Monica De La Cruz for U.S. Congress (TX-15)
– Pete Sessions for U.S. Congress (TX-17)
– Tom Sell for U.S. Congress (TX-19)
– Mark Teixeira for U.S. Congress (TX-21)
– Trever Nehls for U.S. Congress (TX-22)
– Brandon Herrera for U.S. Congress (TX-23)
– Beth Van Duyne for U.S. Congress (TX-24)
– Roger Williams for U.S. Congress (TX-25)
– Brandon Gill for U.S. Congress (TX-26)
– Michael Cloud for U.S. Congress (TX-27)
– Tano Tijerina for U.S. Congress (TX-28)
– John Carter for U.S. Congress (TX-31)
– Jace Yarbrough for U.S. Congress (TX-32)
– Eric Flores for U.S. Congress (TX-34)
– Carlos De La Cruz for U.S. Congress (TX-35)
– Brian Babin for U.S. Congress (TX-36)
– Jon Bonck for U.S. Congress (TX-38)

These Great Patriots have my Complete and Total Endorsement — They will never let you down! President DONALD J. TRUMP
https://t.co/hMJS5XHAqg

[Definitely Not Al Gore 🇺🇲🇺🇦🇵🇸 @AlDefinitely]

Utterly contemptible.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "Vivek Ramaswamy put up a very powerful Ad about a mother saying that her daughter, Amy Acton, who is running for Governor of Ohio, is a liar, and much worse. The Press, in a concerted and well coordinated attack, is trying to get Vivek Ramaswamy to 'take down the Ad.' Frankly, anybody whose mother spoke about a daughter in that way would normally lead to the daughter being precluded from serving in Office"

[Definitely Not Al Gore 🇺🇲🇺🇦🇵🇸 @AlDefinitely]

@MassJumbo Can you imagine if Boebert was still in that seat, it genuinely would have been Safe D

[Definitely Not Al Gore 🇺🇲🇺🇦🇵🇸 @AlDefinitely]

When was the last time a sitting president sat for a deposition? Bill Clinton?

[Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 @PollTracker2024]

AP: Judge orders Trump to sit for a deposition in his defamation lawsuit against the BBC by December 11

https://t.co/SsUz84CphR

[Definitely Not Al Gore 🇺🇲🇺🇦🇵🇸 @AlDefinitely]

Oomf has been charged by the feds

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

RICHMOND, Va. (AP) — Virginia state Sen. L. Louise Lucas is charged with drug trafficking and money laundering, the Justice Department says.

[Definitely Not Al Gore 🇺🇲🇺🇦🇵🇸 @AlDefinitely]

So the big scoop is that an obviously gay dead guy is gay, and also this is all just kinda based on three guys saying something (even though they're probably telling the truth), so this was all a nothing burger

[Kareem Rifai 🌐 @KareemRifai]

Lindsey Graham was routinely hiring male sex workers while handling extremely sensitive national security material.

Including a minor, whose story is detailed here for the first time.

Meanwhile, his sister Darline runs on his name while campaigning on anti-LGBT rhetoric.

[Definitely Not Al Gore 🇺🇲🇺🇦🇵🇸 @AlDefinitely]

Trump mixing up Jesus Christ and Hubert Humphrey

[Alyssa Farah Griffin @Alyssafarah]

Hand on my heart, my first day at the White House, Trump asked me if I knew what the H stood for. I said no. He said Horatio.

I think about that at least once a week. 😭

[Definitely Not Al Gore 🇺🇲🇺🇦🇵🇸 @AlDefinitely]

This would be consistent with a D+22-24 generic ballot. Of course, Ager and Cooper are way way way better candidates than the average Democrat, but still...goddamn.

[Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 @PollTracker2024]

PollVault/Emerson poll | 10/12-10/14 LV

US House 2026 | North Carolina’s 11th congressional district (Trump +9 | 2024)

🟦Jamie Ager 56%
🟥Jennifer Balkcom 43%
——
US Senate North Carolina 2026 (NC-11)
🟦Roy Cooper +15 (54-39-3)

[Definitely Not Al Gore 🇺🇲🇺🇦🇵🇸 @AlDefinitely]

@CincinnatiDem24 Well he's tried to run for governor twice so I think somebody needs to tell him again

[Definitely Not Al Gore 🇺🇲🇺🇦🇵🇸 @AlDefinitely]

What a sentence

[Acyn @Acyn]

Cooper: As for Senator Husted, his ass may be hard, but his polling is soft

[Definitely Not Al Gore 🇺🇲🇺🇦🇵🇸 @AlDefinitely]

This makes me wonder if any of my posts have ever even briefly been in a Hasan stream

[BeshearStan @BeshearStan]

I got blocked by Hasan 5-6 years back because I was being an asshole to him on Twitter. Gotten a lot more mature since then, glad he reciprocated 🫡