Alastair Fraser

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[Alastair Fraser @AlFraser13]

I didn’t think Musk was this self aware…

In Scotland, to “kek your drawers” means to 💩 oneself.

So, in my cod Latin, Kekius Maximus makes Musk the biggest shit on Twitter! 🤫
https://t.co/TM9hRBqU0m

[Alastair Fraser @AlFraser13]

@EdinburghLive_ have you noticed that both Gardener’s Cottage and The Outlook restaurants have shut unexpectedly. I only found out on Blue Sky

I had booked and pre-paid for Hogmanay dinner at The Outlook. Hogmanay is also my wife’s birthday. Looks like I’m nearly £800 down 😡

[Alastair Fraser @AlFraser13]

@planningedin Any plans of posting on Blue Sky? This is now the only thing I return to this hell mouth for….

[Alastair Fraser @AlFraser13]

Right, I ain’t no Buffy so it’s time to leave the Hell Mouth. See you in a better place 💙🌫

[Alastair Fraser @AlFraser13]

@NormalIslandNws I’m leaving but I can’t find you in the other place 💙🌌 You’re the only thing I’ll miss from the Hell Mouth

[MarshFamilySongs @MarshSongs]

One week on retrospective on #Trump's victory in #USElection2024. It's a 🎶 parody version of John Lennon & the @thebeatles "Come Together" - with what some might describe as brittle self awareness. Some more thoughts the full res. YouTube version: https://t.co/9Vovc5wSaU.

[Roshan Rinaldi @Roshan_Rinaldi]

Apparently Elmo is very, very upset with SNL because of this portrayal of him on the show this week.

So don't retweet this and make him more angry,... or he may start ghosting your followers.

[Alastair Fraser @AlFraser13]

So @BBCNews @SkyNews @guardian et al, if Israeli media are calling out Israeli government actions for what they are, why won’t you?

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

The Israeli media are saying it.

Why can't ours do the same?

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Gary Lineker has received threats after daring to say that Israel should be banned from football for their outrageous war crimes.

If you stand with Gary, RT
If Israel should be banned, Like

[Alastair Fraser @AlFraser13]

#trumpisacunt

[Clare Grogan @claregrogan2]

Warrior Woman ❤️ Rest in Love Janey
@JaneyGodley ❤️

[Alastair Fraser @AlFraser13]

@MarshSongs @QueenWillRock So good. Should be shown on US national TV! @CNN @nbcsnl

[Alastair Fraser @AlFraser13]

@kermodeandmayo Has to be Breakfast at Tiffany’s even if the movie does seriously play down the sex work element of the original story

[Dan White : Disability Campaigner / Author / ♿️ @Danwhite1972]

Sweden tax billionaires at 55.5%

Netherlands tax billionaires at 49.5%

Germany tax billionaires at 47.475%

U.K. welfare cuts.

[Alastair Fraser @AlFraser13]

@Scotland No, neeps (i.e. swedes) not turnips! 🫡

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Nicola Sturgeon called Boris Johnson a f*cking clown.

Like if she's right.
RT if he's far worse.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Wes Streeting has said that Brexit is over settled.

69% of the UK wants to rejoin.

RT if it ain't over for you.

[Alastair Fraser @AlFraser13]

Hmmm! Driving two tanks through the main gates of a UN camp if described by ⁦@BBCNews⁩ as a “request” by the IOF. I wonder how many UN deaths it will take for something to be described as a demand? https://t.co/ny47TllhhF

[Alastair Fraser @AlFraser13]

@mhdksafa 🇰🇼🇱🇧

[Alastair Fraser @AlFraser13]

@_DIGB Henry McLeish, Jack McConnell, Nicola Sturgeon, Humza Yousaf take note and take lots of care whenever this fixture comes round again! Freaky