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@bangpound We do not need lessons from you regarding alcohol, Mr. Doherty. Our primary concern is a broader geopolitical spirituality.

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BREAKING: John Kerry attacked by wild horses in Geneva. Sources indicate attack may have been case of mistaken identity. #Iran

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Breaking: Active shooter in New Jersey mall is Big News. Thousands of people killed by remote controlled robot bombers not such a big deal.

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@acarvin We did at one time. But the people transcribing the things Romney was saying became so distracted by laughter that we had to stop.

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Will American journalist Pamela Geller be charged under hate crime laws for her insidious attacks on Muslims? http://t.co/Bcgh3PjS

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OUR ONLY DEMAND: That the people of Iran be treated with the same contempt as the rest of the people the US has worked so hard to liberate.

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Seriously, WTF is wrong with the American people?