AlfredJones

Build,Buy,sell & giveaway Websites-WebProducts. More Hobby than Biz.Followback,except protected-Twts,porn,Political or nasty talk. Unfollow if Unfollowed.

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Hi, I've been gone for a time, am back. Will tweet, later.

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He worked inan orange juice factory, but was canned, because he had trouble concentrating

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Re- - Last tweet. She was bitten by a spider, in a bathing suit.

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She said that she had to go to the ER, last week, afterbeing bitten, in a bathing suit.

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Sign on Maternity Ward door, "Push, Push, Push!

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The suffice PRO means FOR. CON = AGAINST. What is the opposite of Progress?

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Church bulletin blooper - "Going on Vacation? Don't leave your dog in a canal, Call Sue Johnson at PetSitters."

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A guy's trip to Vegas was so unlucky that he lost his shirt In a coin laundry.

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Perhaps, before giving someone a piece of your mind, You best decide whether you have any to spare.

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Every morning is a New Year, a new start. It is the first day of the rest of your life. Live it
well.

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Another Church Bulletin Blooper: "7 of the 9 Elders of our Church voted unanimously to
buy that Church Bus".

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The CEO, "About Salaries", We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors

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He said, 'I have a pocket comb, but who wants to comb a pocket.

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The right temperature, in a home, is, partially, maintained by warm hearts, nice thoughts, and kind words.

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Egotistical, Self-made men, always, seem to be giving everyone else the recipe

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Never start an argument with a person, when he is tired or when he is well rested.

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Church Bulletin Blooper, "Our Church is hosting a fund raiser: "Toys for hurting Children."

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Feel Inferior? One thing you can do better than anyone else - read your own handwriting

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He said, "I worked for an orange juice company, but was canned, for not being able to concentrate".

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My Mother taught me about Behavior Modification. "Stop acting like your Father."