MMDL Al Bundy

MMDL News Reporter

I scored 4 touchdowns in one game.

[MMDL Al Bundy @AlMmdl]

Dont worry @Matthewdhoran, your good buddy @hooyman84 has plenty of TEs to offer you. Orrrrr maybe you could buy kelce from @DTParker24

[Michael DiRocco @ESPNdirocco]

The Jaguars have released TE Evan Engram, per a league source.

[MMDL Al Bundy @AlMmdl]

Lance - 1.04, Chris Godwin
Loras - Rashee Rice, Josh Jacobs
Matt - Bucky Irving, Breece Hall
Palecek - Jaylen Waddle, Joe Mixon
Swanson - Jerry Jeudy, Hollywood Brown

[MMDL Al Bundy @AlMmdl]

My sources are saying that Travis Kelce (Derek) and 1.04 (Lance) are the most likely to be traded away this offseason.
@Brandonbardal @DTParker24 @hooyman84 @stkane20 @LancerUWM @LorasREven @Matthewdhoran @swanny0615

[MMDL Al Bundy @AlMmdl]

Others that my sources think could on the move:

Bardal - 1.01, Dalton Kincaid
Derek - Travis Kelce, Najee Harris
Hooyman - CMC, Kyler Murray
Kane - James Conner, DK Metcalf
Konnor - Jayden Reed, David Njoku

[MMDL Al Bundy @AlMmdl]

@Matthewdhoran with the biggest reach of the draft so far! Brian Thomas… two first names usually a bad idea.

[MMDL Al Bundy @AlMmdl]

What are the chances @LancerUWM shocks the world and starts the draft early…

[MMDL Al Bundy @AlMmdl]

@LancerUWM @Matthewdhoran @hooyman84 @Brandonbardal @DTParker24 @LorasREven @swanny0615 @stkane20 @ Konnor @ Sam P

[MMDL Al Bundy @AlMmdl]

Round 1 Mock

1.01 Lance - Marvin Harrison
1.02 Loras - Malik Nabers
1.03 Swanson - Rome Odunze
1.04 Kane - Xavier Worthy
1.05 Horan - Jonathon Brooks
1.06 Derek - Brian Thomas
1.07 Konnor - Keon Coleman
1.08 Sam - Ladd McKonkey
1.09 Bardal - Brock Bowers
1.10 Kane - Trey Benson

[MMDL Al Bundy @AlMmdl]

Round 2

2.01 Lance - Adonai Mitchell
2.02 Loras - Caleb Williams
2.03 Derek - Xavier Legette
2.04 Kane - Ricky Pearsall
2.05 Horan - Blake Corum
2.06 Derek - Troy Franklin
2.07 Konnor - Ja’Lynn Polk
2.08 Sam - Roman Wilson
2.09 Bardal - Marshawn Lloyd
2.10 Hooy Jermaine Burton

[MMDL Al Bundy @AlMmdl]

👀 somebody is getting fired when i find out who leaked this!

[MMDL Al Bundy @AlMmdl]

@hooyman84 I now have multiple sources that a deal isn't close!

[MMDL Al Bundy @AlMmdl]

@hooyman84 My sources say a deal is not close.

[MMDL Al Bundy @AlMmdl]

After nine MMDL seasons one thing is clear, Blind Squirrels are the real MVPs in hide-and-seek—they’ve been hiding from playoffs like pros! 0-9 on appearances.

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@LancerUWM Don’t put that Ju Ju on me

[MMDL Al Bundy @AlMmdl]

This is collusion! No trade offers can come with perks like this… unless ratified by 2/3rds of the league I. Formal amendment… https://t.co/KhLakHUO3X

[MMDL Al Bundy @AlMmdl]

And @Matthewdhoran just traded for this guy?

[Yahoo Fantasy Sports @YahooFantasy]

August 2023: "LFG just drafted Jahan Dotson, dude's gonna be my fantasy WR2"

2 months later:

[MMDL Al Bundy @AlMmdl]

Queue up @LancerUWM trashing yahoo in 3.......2......1......

[MMDL Al Bundy @AlMmdl]

Yahoo projections have the long grueling Blind Squirrels playoff quest finally ending this year!

[MMDL Al Bundy @AlMmdl]

@MattFtheOracle Justin Jefferson

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

The #Vikings have signed former #Patriots first-round WR N’Keal Harry, per the transaction wire.