Chef AL

🇿🇼 Pineapple belongs on pizza 🧐🥂

[Chef AL @AlMurindagomo]

@jaziahvictor You do know that this decision gives our government an opportunity to actually use its money for its people? People aren’t ignorant we’re just tired of calling ourselves an independent nation yet cry for basic human needs 😂

[Chef AL @AlMurindagomo]

I’m sorry are watching WAGS or are we watching “Selling Tampa?” Like no one cares about that !! Bring back trash TV. Why is kodaks girlfriend on the show?🙄👀
#WAGsToRiches

[Chef AL @AlMurindagomo]

Snoozing your alarm is actually a scam. Don’t do it 😭it’ll mess up your mood and your day

[Chef AL @AlMurindagomo]

Ultimately, whether to date or court depends on your personal preferences, values, and goals. Some people may prefer the more casual approach of dating, while others may appreciate the intentional and purposeful nature of courting.

[Chef AL @AlMurindagomo]

Dating and courting are 2 different things! I genuinely believe people lack the basic knowledge and understanding of it.

[Chef AL @AlMurindagomo]

Watching titanic rn and Rose pissed me offfff!!! She said “If you sink I sink” girlll said deuces!!!!
Girl said “I’ll never let go” then proceeds to let go of Jack 😂😭nahhh I can’t with this romance. I need a break

[Chef AL @AlMurindagomo]

Fighting mosquitoes in Africa needs to be on my CV. Like when they ask me what are my skills. It’s killing these singing flies 😕

[Chef AL @AlMurindagomo]

Can someone’s daughter just call me and say “let’s go for drive”
No? Ok🥲

[Chef AL @AlMurindagomo]

Yea even I was scared and she ain’t even my mum 😂😭

[. @wrld2lilah]

Yall why would i accidentally say this to my mom

[Chef AL @AlMurindagomo]

Taxing fast food in Zimbabwe is brazzyyyy🤨😭🤧.
Ma slow food how far?

[Chef AL @AlMurindagomo]

@savannagrass_ 😭allow

[Chef AL @AlMurindagomo]

Why is Zim weather flirting with us ? Like is you gonna rain or what?
#Zimbabwe

[Chef AL @AlMurindagomo]

@daddyhope Your misguided opinions baffle me.
Using race and gender is exactly what they wanted to do. To use sympathy to get votes. The policies were flawed changing the face mid campaign didn’t that concern you ? Biden still would’ve lost. their policies continue to destroy Christianity🫠

[Chef AL @AlMurindagomo]

@savannagrass_ 🥹❤️

[Chef AL @AlMurindagomo]

Watching Mea Culpa and I’ve never seen bad acting like this in a while.

Can we normalize using non famous people for roles 😂🥴💀?

#MeaCulpa

[Chef AL @AlMurindagomo]

@savannagrass_ What’s happening

[Chef AL @AlMurindagomo]

Dfkm 😭

[Chef AL @AlMurindagomo]

I’m just trying watch the Surviving Puff Diddy documentary on Netflix…….
#Diddy

[Chef AL @AlMurindagomo]

@scubaryan_ So she bought the tickets just to disrespect him? Nice ha ha hahahah

[Chef AL @AlMurindagomo]

@savannagrass_ Don’t praise disrespect.