Hühnermann 🇵🇸🔻

I eat ass

[Ienka @ankyheidi]

you’re my friend and to some extent my wife

[halo @Halo1v9]

im like a chill incel, i have girl friends but unable to have a girlfriend

[sev @t0rmentedd]

She’s just using me for my below average penis and my slightly overweight body and my empty bank account

[ⓧ ANIL @anomegamutant]

White?

[Endymion @EndymionYT]

>Be The Verge
>Complains about Xbox having subscription services
>You can’t read full article unless subscribing to The Verge

What are we doing guys

[Noah 🇺🇦 @NoahMF]

All of the founding fathers would have a bit of culture shock today. Except Benjamin Franklin. Give him a few hours and he’d have a tinder account set up.

[Mephistopheles @Mephisto_Twitch]

I fucking HATE you, stay away from Cyberpunk.

[BLACCMASS @blaccmassxxl]

seeing all this cyberpunk 2077 love as a day 1 defender

[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

I could rick you down on some pickle shit

[#1 computer user @inherentvibes]

charlie kirk getting kirked is like lou gehrig getting lou gehrig’s disease

[the man formerly known as indeed @punishedindeed]

i remember the first time i played this game and my reaction upon receiving a call from a mysterious guy named Mr Hands within the first 10 mins

[𝒔𝒙𝒏𝒕𝒉 ᛪ༙ @sxnthwave]

just moaned a little too loud and my alexa lit up like 'i didn't catch that' bro stay out my business you nosy plastic whore

[jame @kloogans]

"this made me spit out my coffee" no it didn't. you didn't spit anything out. one spit of coffee is worth like 3 dollars now. you're lying. you know who else lies? benjamin netanyahu

[Hühnermann 🇵🇸🔻 @AlPacinosTaint]

Been trying to get these cyberpunk mods to work since 4 am

[Nexi @NexelGTA]

They should add the balls check in GTA 6

[🇱🇧 @franzkaftah]

just seen a dude driving a Couch down the highway at midnight

[MUSAH ⛓️ @HOWLSMUSAH]

caralho tipo dar tapa na televisão de tubo pra voltar a funfar

[ສະຫາຍ ສຸວິ 🇱🇦🇵🇸‧₊˚ ✮⋆˙ @Souvie]

this isn’t ok or normal and you shouldn’t go about your day pretending it is

[Hühnermann 🇵🇸🔻 @AlPacinosTaint]

If I had a nickel for every time I got asked if I was Michael Myers I’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s crazy it happened twice