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[Em/Moon 18+ @MoonsTrashCos]

Lowkey as an English Brit, i’m more than ok with the rest of the planet taking the piss but the moment an American does it I’m suddenly a patriot 😭

[Mikey 〽️ @miikey11_]

Get second hand embarrassment on holiday when blokes are going to dinner in gymshark sets. No wonder they all think we're utterly classless on the continent.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[mol ✨ @reputationmol]

When I was at school they literally called it top and bottom sets or they were numbered 1 being the top 😐

[ACFP (Alicia Carmody Fan Page) @yolanda_parody]

Phaedra that one time

[❤️‍🔥 G A W D ❤️‍🔥 @_benjvmins_]

i’m the funniest lady i know

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me at work pretending to be nice

[𝓢𝓱𝓪𝔂𝔂𝔂 🧚🏾‍♀️✨✨ @_iamhershayyy]

If I’m being honest, I don’t know how to show up the same way a second time.If you hurt me in any way friendship or romantic relationship . I will heal from it, and I’ll most likely forgive you.But the version of me you hurt… the one who showed up with no doubts,

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BITCH 😭

[isa 🪷 @isaturnsthepage]

Can we PLEASE bring back descriptions on the back of the book instead of reviews 🫩

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

fortunately, i'm a person that's okay with starting over. there will always be another lover, another job, other friends, but never another life.

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

My hyper independency actually comes from the lack of urgency people have when it comes to me.

Moving too slow = don't worry i got it.

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

This sentences by Van Gogh hits hard:

“If I am worth anything later, I am worth something now. For wheat is wheat, even if people think it is a grass in the beginning.”

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

When you find out your boss isn't in today, so the day already starts to feel lighter.

[Wavy Dad 🧜🏾‍♂️ @WavyPresident]

Sometimes to stay in a calorie deficit you just gotta go to bed 😪

[Mabintou @mabintou]

I can’t stand that one segment of immature and regressive Black British media. It’s stuck in a secondary school loop but the talent are all almost 30+.

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

waiting for the met gala like

[Laura/Ryan🐾🏳️‍⚧️🇦🇺 @localtryansfem]

No self checkout you misunderstand. These are not pomegranates (5.5$ each) these are tomatoes (25 cents each)

[⚭ @lekimgym]

Training my nervous system to choose an unfamiliar heaven instead of a familiar hell

[⚭ @lekimgym]

You need to touch saltwater sometimes
not always grass.