Alex Cedeño

When I was in the first grade I had a baby bunny named Lil Kim and when it died, I made a papier-mache pirate hat for it to be buried in.

[Alex Cedeño @AlPalCedeno]

My boyfriend started a GoFundMe as a joke when I told him the the cost of our hotel for our NYC trip. My parents did not get the joke. We have our first donation. 😂 @coomesbrad

[verónica @soitfuckingoes]

THIS TO THE LOUVRE NOW

[victoria 🫶🏻 @litttlesnappy]

praising jesus because a rapist was elected is why i don’t go to church anymore

[Alex Cedeño @AlPalCedeno]

@shaycarl Reread that question. Death is not life, so no. If anti-euthanasia falls under the pro-life category, then being pro-death penalty would be very contradictory, as well.

[Alex Cedeño @AlPalCedeno]

@coomesbrad I love you and I love our life. ❤️

[Alex Cedeño @AlPalCedeno]

I just finished the @ArmchairExpPod where the delivery driver tells the story of pulling up on the deceased man being eaten by his own cats. I used to feel bad for not liking cats. I decided I don’t anymore.

[Alex Cedeño @AlPalCedeno]

Last week my massage therapist asked me if I was aware that the demon portal, Cern, will be opening during the eclipse tomorrow. I was not. And I have so many questions.

[Is it market? @isitmarket]

He has risen

[Alex Cedeño @AlPalCedeno]

Nothing humbles me quite like an old Facebook status memory.

[Alex Cedeño @AlPalCedeno]

@eparker115 @lilmac410 I’ll make everyone look away.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

25 yr old pizza delivery man runs into burning house, saves four children who tell him another might be in the house. He goes back in, finds the girl, jumps out a window with her, and carries her to a cop who captures the moment on his bodycam.

[Alex Cedeño @AlPalCedeno]

Being from Kansas is like having a sibling. I can talk shit on them, but if you do- FUCK YOU. 😠

[Alex Cedeño @AlPalCedeno]

Sonofabitch that’s cute

[The Swift Society @TheSwiftSociety]

💬| Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce talking after winning the Super Bowl

"Thank you for coming baby. Thank you for making it halfway across the world."

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Just like we drew it up.

[vicky @vickymykh]

“WHERE IS JUSTIN BIEBER”

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Travis Kelce Me looking at
looking at leftover chili
Taylor Swift in the
In the family suite microwave

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

ANAL!!!!!!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Jason Kelce carried this young Bills fan to say hi to Taylor Swift. Man of the people.

https://t.co/dq0T6p6vNe

[Alex Cedeño @AlPalCedeno]

2024, please be good to us. 🙏🏼