Master Alex Her Holiness 👑

Lover of books and baking. Travel enthusiast. Ordained minister. I'm one cat shy of being a crazy cat lady.

[Master Alex Her Holiness 👑 @alpal_12]

Woo buddy what a week this morning has been

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You know you're thriving when it's microwaved leftover kraft mac and cheese for dinner

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My baking playlist? The Hamilton soundtrack

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I really do love working in HR. The stories I hear are top notch

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Someone asked me if I had soundcloud. Is that still a thing or am I just old

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I'm officiating my sister's wedding and it's taking a lot to not start my speech out the same as the one from the princess bride

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How does one be the invited fan to the grammys? Asking for me.

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Since when does Walmart close at 8:00?!?! Where else am I supposed to get jolly ranchers at this hour??

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When you're making boxed mac and cheese sub the milk with heavy whipping cream and thank me later

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

The Dogs of 2022

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I've never been more happy to have my world cup bracket wrong

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My bracket is so fucked

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

THIS WORLD CUP 😵‍💫

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This capstone class will be the death of me. If I have to make one more decision about a sales budget or production I will scream

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@kentuckyguy24 I'd buy it but I'm poor so....yeah....maybe my father can give me a small loan of a million dollars 😂

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@SecretMermaid18 It was so bad! And maybe I just had a bad flavor but good lord that sucked...

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I just tried Turkish delight and if this is what Edmund sold his family for I am severely disappointed

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Psa: don't microwave pop tarts. They explode...

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Just found out my masters hood is poop brown colored so I'll be petitioning drake to change that a month before graduation...wish me luck

[Ariel Dumas @ArielDumas]

I’m making something for my parents who are not on Twitter:

Over your time here, what has been the tweet that makes you laugh the most? Link it below!

I know there’s a couple threads out there like this but I don’t want to miss any of the really good ones!