bryn (30s edition)

I enjoy coffee, diet coke, cheese, and the occasional aimless drive down a gravel road.

[bryn (30s edition) @SecretMermaid18]

There are multiple people that I want to genuinely thank for being kind to me at times when I was not a kind person. But I know I think about those instances much more than they do, so I don’t want to be weird. But I’m grateful.

[tyler jøseph @tylerrjoseph]

get in losers

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

as a midwesterner, shorts and hoodie weather is a very spiritual time. we are thriving. living our best life, if you will.

[bryn (30s edition) @SecretMermaid18]

@breakingbenj Seeing you Saturday in Waukee!! 🖤

[bryn (30s edition) @SecretMermaid18]

@falloutboy have fun in Des Moines tonight! Wish I could go. 😭 make sure to check out @ZombieBurgerDM !!!

[bryn (30s edition) @SecretMermaid18]

Ayyyyy

[bryn (30s edition) @SecretMermaid18]

Life’s a stage, but the theater is empty.

[bryn (30s edition) @SecretMermaid18]

I didn’t spend years subtweeting and complaining here just for this app to spiral into hell.

[bryn (30s edition) @SecretMermaid18]

@WynellMarie I hope you know that I wanted to be you

[bryn (30s edition) @SecretMermaid18]

“Mama!”
“Mama!”
“Mama!”

What is it?

“Mama!”
“Mama!”

What????

“beep.”

[Overheard DSM @Overheard_DSM]

$5000 for a ride to the bottom of grays lake

[bryn (30s edition) @SecretMermaid18]

I need new Vans 😒

[liz 🦋 @AstoundingSwift]

I WOULDN’T MARRY ME EITHER
PATHOLOGICAL PEOPLE PLEASER
I ONLY WANTED YOU TO SEE HER

[bryn (30s edition) @SecretMermaid18]

@MsEmmaJean Not really! I straighten it maybe once a week and I only blow dry for a few minutes after shower. It’s short because I chopped it 8 months ago and I’ve been keeping it short. 😂 but now I miss messy buns!

[bryn (30s edition) @SecretMermaid18]

Help I want my hair to be long again

[bryn (30s edition) @SecretMermaid18]

in their class with a true passion for the theatre program at their school, everyone else just wanted them to do badly, while simultaneously mocking the theatre program.

[bryn (30s edition) @SecretMermaid18]

Sharpay just wanted to make Troy’s dreams come true. Her parents were nice people who just wanted their kids to do well at what they loved, and help Troy to have a good “future”. Gabriella was just selfish and whiny. Also Sharpay and Ryan were the only ones