premature old lady ✨

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The only motherly instinct I have is with my cats

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Sometimes I think people click the “is this still available?” Prompt on the Facebook marketplace, just for fun

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I hate the Facebook marketplace 😭

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Mood

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I envy my cats everyday I get up to go to work

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Bestie

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Reasons I cried today
1. Being a girl (I hate it here)

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@FowlClaytoris Thank you! 🫶🏼

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I got a new job today!!! 🫶🏼🥹

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“What triggered you today?”
Me: “I looked in the mirror”

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Hiiii booboo

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My problem is I want money but I don’t want to work

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I told my parents I plan to eventually get my entire back tattooed and they just stared at me like..

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You could say I have a problem

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Yeah I’m too old to be going out on work nights. I’m suffering today

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Hi I hate working

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Like he gives me physical heart melt

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My dad really do text just like a dad 💀🤣👍🏼

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As someone who works in a shoe store it actually amazes me how many people don’t know their own shoe size???