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[James Medlock @jdcmedlock]

A recurring political problem is the Republican policy platform is so extreme that they can literally spell it out in great detail, give it a name and a website, and people still don’t believe it

[vituperativeerb @vituperativeerb]

I am not sure why the chud-right wants to cede well-endowed blondes along with football and beer but as a big-tent leftist I am willing to accept this development

[Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4]

I don’t think people are allowed to complain about a Wonka Experience that sold itself as a day of magical whimsy then delivered uncanny horror beyond comprehension

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

“Black people love sneakers. Especially in the inner city”

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so in a remarkable plot twist, all the stupid leftist infighting has actually accomplished something

[sam @AlQaeholic]

@salinfin @PenguinLiberat2 @ThrustWR Do you have a source on this? I figured it was paper tiger-ish but I hadn’t heard about them openly discussing needing renovations.

[sam @AlQaeholic]

@SkateDont @AnimarchyYT Don’t beat yourself up. Somehow nobody ever learned this in school.

[Mike Recine @mikerecine]

Cop Land is a great movie because you get to watch Michael Rapoport kill himself.

[sam @AlQaeholic]

@SpartanX92 @AnimarchyYT

[sam @AlQaeholic]

@JohanCarnisRex @AnimarchyYT The Civil War caused the introduction of the first income tax in the US. And no version of income tax qualifies as “jacking you for your shit.”

[Katelyn Burns @transscribe]

Older cis girls beat this student to death in the girls bathroom and this is how local papers are reporting it.

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Nixon had to commit treason to win that election

[sam @AlQaeholic]

@stephanicci Leave now. That child is trying to give you an aneurysm.