What a night. The boys are #expanding. This dude was manipulating the chicken like a fucking wizard, never seen anything like it. Thinking about pursuing a new career in whatever the fuck this is. #LANK
I’m taking gay son, at least then I could beat him. Court wouldn’t ever justify me hitting my daughter. Also, I could say things like this to him “Make sure to #expand that asshole tonight, Jeffery.” Haha, #nikkicapocci
RA’s at Kentucky are not ones to mess around with. My son #Fetus got caught drinking, thinking of sending him to the slammer tonight. #notpayinghisbail#sandstorm
My boy from App State ‘28 trying to sleep… next thing you know his roommate fucking chopped shyt in the bed next to him!! #Cheesed#hegettingplay#appstate
As a lawyer, I feel obligated to clarify Mary Kate’s statement for you all. To summarize, she’s playing the victim. Saul knows bs when he sees it, and this is a load of it. I’m taking gay son. Still #would hit though #marykate#BetterCallSaul
Cheers,
Saul