Alex Romano

I swear I do more with my life than watch reality TV, but my tweets won’t reflect that. (she/her)

[brit @britnihemmer]

sorry i can’t hang, i need to watch my shows and then go on a walk listening to podcasts recapping my shows and then go on reddit and read about my shows. booked and busy!

[Alex Romano @AlRomano17]

@classicallygia @Brian_Scally Not a single man being targeted besides the RizGod. 🥲

[Brian Scally @Brian_Scally]

A Joe Coach and Colby dominant alliance could put me in an early grave 😭😭 #Survivor

[Alex Romano @AlRomano17]

@Patrickray510 Is this in direct response to me telling you yesterday that you’d do well on the Amazing Race?

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Whenever someone hops on a Zoom meeting and is like “Sorry I look like such a mess, haven’t had my coffee!” or like”Please excuse the lighting!” it’s like….babe….I’m physically incapable of not staring at my own reflection for this entire meeting. You don’t even exist to me

[Mabintou @mabintou]

My culture (bad eyesight) is not a costume!

[Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman]

Connections today crossed a line.

[Dan @leathergregory]

What a terrible day at work. Time to relax and read what thousands of mentally ill strangers all think about every single contentious topic around

[Alex Romano @AlRomano17]

@Patrickray510 That’s my sleep paralysis demon

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

one of the hardest things about adulthood is feeding yourself. like I have to come up with 3 meals? every single day?? I love food but I would eat a tasteless grey smoothie with all the nutrients needed 3X a day if it meant I didn’t have to come up with meals

[Nia @Nia_mp4]

quitting my job so i can focus on Summer

[Alex Romano @AlRomano17]

@AugustaWind11 As someone who frequented Secrets a million times as a kid, I can tell you that it was an elementary school night club with water cannons. True perfection. 😂😂😂😂

[Ethan Booker @Ethan_Booker]

when the media is trying to make me know the name of a golfer or kicker

[Butcher Billy @billythebutcher]

#Xmen97 'Tolerance Is Extinction, Pt. 2' #JeanGrey #Storm #OroroMunroe

[X-Men Updates @XMenUpdate]

“Make them mind your weather sister, and them weather your mind” ❤️🌪️⚡️ #XMen97

https://t.co/RmCaugB6f0

[Alex Romano @AlRomano17]

@Patrickray510 It’s so gooooooood.

[Phil ✦ The Horizoneer @TheHorizoneer]

gone but never forgotten