Meriam Al Sultan سا(حرة) 🪄

The First Saudi Female Magician, Tesla owner, & $TSLA holder, أول ساحرة سعودية #Prestidigitator 🎩🐰 @magicsensstore @meriammagic

[Meriam Al Sultan سا(حرة) 🪄 @AlSultan_Meriam]

I took a picture with Hillary Clinton and her daughter Chelsea
As they were about to leave the Magic Castle
But then I asked Hillary to open my wallet
Inside my wallet there was an envelope
Sealed with wax!
Inside the envelope… there it was… the photo we just took together!

[Meriam Al Sultan سا(حرة) 🪄 @AlSultan_Meriam]

I’ve never fallen in love with a man
And I doubt I ever will.

[Jess X @jess_X]

ℌ𝔬𝔴 𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔶 𝔱𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔟𝔢𝔢𝔫 𝔦𝔫 𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔢?

[Meriam Al Sultan سا(حرة) 🪄 @AlSultan_Meriam]

@wholemars @elonmusk Maybe buy both and sell me the $60K one

[Meriam Al Sultan سا(حرة) 🪄 @AlSultan_Meriam]

@elonmusk Make it until the end of 2028 please
I’ve been dreaming of a model X since 2016 and you took it away from me
And then I started to save up for a Cybertruck and you also took it away from me!

[Meriam Al Sultan سا(حرة) 🪄 @AlSultan_Meriam]

@Kristennetten Did you notice?

[Meriam Al Sultan سا(حرة) 🪄 @AlSultan_Meriam]

Did you notice that Tesla no longer even includes the Model S, Model X, and Cybertruck in their line up?

The new holidays merch have only Model 3 highland, Model Y Juniper, Cybercab, and the Optimus which isn’t even out yet, but this is the direction Tesla seems to be heading towards for their line up.

Interesting that it doesn’t include the Semi nor the Robovan!!

[Meriam Al Sultan سا(حرة) 🪄 @AlSultan_Meriam]

You could also use the magnifier app on your iPhone and have Siri explains what she sees
But she has gotten more stupid recently and really hard to get her to describe on a timely manner, plus she makes mistakes and when I correct her she is persistent that she was correct 😭

[Kevin @tesliusonx]

I had no idea these were for the blind til’ just now

[Meriam Al Sultan سا(حرة) 🪄 @AlSultan_Meriam]

It If I buy half of the things I want from the Tesla online store ☠️
Or
I could pay $46 /mo ☠️

[Meriam Al Sultan سا(حرة) 🪄 @AlSultan_Meriam]

@DBurkland So sad I missed that one!

[Meriam Al Sultan سا(حرة) 🪄 @AlSultan_Meriam]

Did you notice that Tesla no longer even includes the Model S, Model X, and Cybertruck in their line up?

The new holidays merch have only Model 3 highland, Model Y Juniper, Cybercab, and the Optimus which isn’t even out yet, but this is the direction Tesla seems to be heading towards for their line up.

Interesting that it doesn’t include the Semi nor the Robovan!!

[Meriam Al Sultan سا(حرة) 🪄 @AlSultan_Meriam]

@spotted_model Yeah
It’s crazy!

[Meriam Al Sultan سا(حرة) 🪄 @AlSultan_Meriam]

This is way too funny!

I wonder if companies should have a hotline for their Robotaxi fleet that we can all approach to report issues.

[Meriam Al Sultan سا(حرة) 🪄 @AlSultan_Meriam]

Oh, stop it!
We want the real Tesla Cybertruc selling us some toys

[Cybertruck @cybertruck]

In other Cybertruck news...

RC Racer now available on Shop

https://t.co/Wj13X9P8vH

[Meriam Al Sultan سا(حرة) 🪄 @AlSultan_Meriam]

@SjvTesla I’ve been single for over a decade
Hard to find a person in a place where everyone is busy 😂
I’m also very busy and don’t go out much.

[Meriam Al Sultan سا(حرة) 🪄 @AlSultan_Meriam]

Found this video from last year with some of my birds! 🤭

[Meriam Al Sultan سا(حرة) 🪄 @AlSultan_Meriam]

@lalshareef Happy birthday my friend! 🥳
I wish you a magical day!

[Meriam Al Sultan سا(حرة) 🪄 @AlSultan_Meriam]

@jess_X @EVject Great choice! 🙌🏻💚

[Meriam Al Sultan سا(حرة) 🪄 @AlSultan_Meriam]

I love texting with Siri

[Meriam Al Sultan سا(حرة) 🪄 @AlSultan_Meriam]

@spotted_model @Tesla_702 That’s the exact same price I’ve purchased my red Model Y in December 2023 😭

[Meriam Al Sultan سا(حرة) 🪄 @AlSultan_Meriam]

@BigImpactHumans Her trip to San Francisco was a business trip for her employer to interview Elon

[Meriam Al Sultan سا(حرة) 🪄 @AlSultan_Meriam]

As it turned out Ashley didn’t ask Elon to take a photo of him
She took selfies then switched the camera to take a non consensual photo of him, she’s been gathering “evidence” since then!

Also who takes a trashy top to a business trip to interview Elon? 😩

Surprised he saw all of that and still impregnated her!

[Meriam Al Sultan سا(حرة) 🪄 @AlSultan_Meriam]

Ashley keeps telling people she was Elon’s ex gf
Yet
This is the only known photo of her with Elon
During an interview her company conducted with him, and she’s saying hi to him!

This is the only photo!!!!

[Meriam Al Sultan سا(حرة) 🪄 @AlSultan_Meriam]

Tesla haters:
Model S Model X and Cybertruck were a flop

Last year’s deliveries in the U.S. only (down 40%)
Model S: 5,889
Model X: 13,066
Cybertruck: 20,237
Total: 39,192

Average profit per vehicle: $6,000

Also Tesla haters:
OMG Lucid is the future!

Lucid sales last year in the U.S:
Lucid Air: 10,813
Lucid Gravity: 1,800

Lucid total sale for their entire fleet: 15,841 vehicles

Lucid reported a net loss of $2.70 billion on those 15,841 deliveries

That’s $170,000 net loss per vehicle.

[Meriam Al Sultan سا(حرة) 🪄 @AlSultan_Meriam]

@MariRoz @TeslaTakesOver Same!