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[TacoRat @AlTacoRat]

just learnt pawjobs are furry footjobs. dhmu. thought they was handjobs.

[TacoRat @AlTacoRat]

@texmeplease @jigglylove8 worst case scenario it does nothing and best case scenario it prevents someone from smashing into your ass with you at fault for failing to signal

[TacoRat @AlTacoRat]

on the "Gen z isn't having sex" thing.

It's kinda crazy how polarized we are on it. The folks who do have sex that I know are fucking like rabbits whereas those who aren't having sex are pretty much asexual.

Like a 30/70 split if I had to estimate

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

PEDestrian
PEDophile
#DontBelieveTheTricknology #RunThemOver #OneMoreLane

[TacoRat @AlTacoRat]

pretty much yeah

[TacoRat @AlTacoRat]

@clairerrrrrrrr dont snitch on him. let him have this.

[TacoRat @AlTacoRat]

@absenseoffaith what did he do

[TacoRat @AlTacoRat]

@elonmuskfootjob @jonnydaire23 hi king ass ripper

[TacoRat @AlTacoRat]

@Bunny_ngl walked out mid shift and the supervisor tried to beg to keep me #fuckdatnoise

[Michael Burns @michaeloburns]

if one of you puts this man's weird little penis on my timeline i will come to your house and spray paint your body green

[TacoRat @AlTacoRat]

@Jeklundy @1camargue @X_SUSmc 1.8 had animation and game play changes vs 1.7.10

[TacoRat @AlTacoRat]

I hate traffic

[TacoRat @AlTacoRat]

@marquisfavras why does the color of the liquid matter if it's in a can

[TacoRat @AlTacoRat]

told my boyfriend we're in a technical recession and this sparkle of sunlight hits me with "but the potatoes are 99¢ at my work 😁"

[TacoRat @AlTacoRat]

Markiplier cloning facilities are being built under Long Branch go station rn

and nobody is talking about it what the actual fuck

[TacoRat @AlTacoRat]

I START HRT IN 3 MONTHS WOHOOO

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

[TacoRat @AlTacoRat]

good puppies hate cops

[TacoRat @AlTacoRat]

who's got that one thread where the guy willing tweeted out a woman snapping him "you can't even fuck right"

[TacoRat @AlTacoRat]

car with cum all over it and twig on roof

[TacoRat @AlTacoRat]

@redbull Harvey's frozen redbull 🤤