Alex Harris

Arizona State Class of 2017 • UCLA Law Class of 2020

[Jonah Goldberg @JonahDispatch]

FFS. “We can’t just ignore the president’s desires.”

Gotta be one of the most pathetic things a vice president has ever said.

[Assassin's Creed @assassinscreed]

@elonmusk @Grummz @Ubisoft Is that what the guy playing your Path of Exile 2 account told you?

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

“Let me get this straight, you can buy a burrito on an interest-free instalment plan?”

“That’s right, and we’re not even based in the Chipotle store.”

“So, you finance this by packaging the burrito instalment loans into Burrito CDO A, which has part of Burrito CDO B and both get put into Burrito CDO C?”

“Yeah. The original loans are backed by burritos. Chicke. Pork. Carne Asada. Whatever. But Burrito CDO C is a synthetic Burrito CDO. A CDO of Burrito CDOs.”

“Ok, let’s say we have an underlying pool of $10,000 in burritos. How much money could be out there betting on instalment loans and your synthetic burrito CDOs?”

“Probably $100,000,000.”

“C’mon! How much bigger is the market for burrito instalment loans than actual edible real-life cheesy burritos?”

“At least 100x.”

“That is fucking crazy.”

“No, it’s awesome.”

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

being gen z maga is so funny you’ve never experienced a functional economy or government as an adult but you also want to make sure you never do

[Rick Smitherman @SmithermanRick]

This is a pretty useful summary of the modern right. A guy named “CrusaderPepe” getting mad at a fake quote tagged with a screenshot from an interview he didn’t watch inserted into a graph he’s too stupid to understand.

[Dew (Robotfucker) @DewEnjoyer]

It's crazy how even in modern day you can find people who wholeheartedly would've supported the Holocaust back in the 40s, genuinely evil people like this would argue that you can't hide Jews because it's a crime

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

It’s the year 2025 and the family of a female helicopter pilot is afraid to share their deceased hero daughter’s name with the public for fear that our current “commander in chief” will target her as the “one to blame” for the crash.

Because she is a woman.
What the actual fuck.

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

So a white guy flying a plane crashed into a white guy flying a helicopter because a bunch of white guys decided to gut air safety and none of them could communicate with each other.

But it's Black peoples fault?

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

Claiming that Black people are unqualified to perform the same jobs as White people is racist. There is no wiggle room on this point. Your presumption makes you a racist.

[t. @taeseru]

“you can’t do that that’s illegal and unconstitutional!” they yelled at the twice impeached, indicted, and convicted felon

[Nika11 @Nika7w7]

duro

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

They’re doing DEI for dipshits

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

Feels like a bunch of billionaires are ripping the copper wires out of the walls of this country before it collapses

[19keys @19keys_]

I don’t know a black man in my life that was hired because he was Black.

[John Pavlovitz Official @johnpavlovitz]

Nothing pisses-off MAGA Christians like the teachings of Jesus.

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

Really is a tough call.

On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan

But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman

Quite the dilemma

[Alex Harris @Al_Harris16]

@16deshawn It’s unacceptable….

[Alex Harris @Al_Harris16]

@zsh_692 @Gerashchenko_en Dewd

[Los Angeles Lakers @Lakers]

Thank you, @russwest44 🙏