Alistair Lang

[Alistair Lang @Al_Lang]

@philipglowinski @zesdaagseGent @ethan_hayter @leohayter Downing brothers in about 2004/5

[Alistair Lang @Al_Lang]

@AbhiManchare @KP24 And then there’s the US Virgin Islands where you drive left hand drive cars on the left hand side of the road, good luck working that one out 🤣

[Alistair Lang @Al_Lang]

When the quizzical look at someone who insists on standing within 1m of you in a queue doesn’t work, telling your 5yr old that she should think that everyone has Covid and she then says “why are these people standing so close then” does have the desired affect!

[Alistair Lang @Al_Lang]

Thanks to some of my neighbours deciding that sitting in each other’s front gardens chatting away all morning is social distancing, I now have a very confused 5 year old. To think one of them was in hospital with Covid19 a few weeks ago. You can’t cure stupidity and selfishness!

[Alistair Lang @Al_Lang]

The parents are planning for the long term. All they wanted was vegetable seeds. They both remember dig for victory the first time round, rationing etc. #DigForVictory Posted through their door to maintain social isolation & distancing.

[Alistair Lang @Al_Lang]

@Tooting_local @BBCNews Glad I wasn’t the only person who noticed!

[Alistair Lang @Al_Lang]

@BBCNews clearly you aren’t aware that the capital of New Zealand is Wellington and not as you stated in the coverage of New Years fireworks from around the world Auckland! And I think you will find that Sydney isn’t the capital of Australia.

[Alistair Lang @Al_Lang]

@virginmedia Are you stupid or just can’t read? I have called 150 both this morning and this afternoon and it says please try later, there is no option to wait for an operative to answer. Therefore it is impossible to report the fault. Or is their alternative way to report loss of service?

[Alistair Lang @Al_Lang]

@virginmedia my TV channels are down and I’m unable to report fault via 150 as a recorded message says “sorry lines are busy, please try later” great customer service! How will do I report the fault, get an estimate of when it will be fixed and be compensated for loss of service?

[Alistair Lang @Al_Lang]

@virginmedia I’ve tried that number and it says all our lines are busy please try later. Is this some cunning way to avoid having to pay compensation

[Alistair Lang @Al_Lang]

@virginmedia So how do I report total loss of service when your help line has a recorded message saying our lines are busy please try again later, or is my original tweet sufficient as notification of loss of service?

[Alistair Lang @Al_Lang]

@virginmedia Your service update is saying it won’t be up until tomorrow at 16:00 so that’s total loss of service for at least 30hours!

[Alistair Lang @Al_Lang]

@virginmedia I’ve been out since my first tweet but rebooted the TV before leaving and it’s still almost 10hours later still trying to startup! And both phone and broadband aren’t working either now!

[Alistair Lang @Al_Lang]

@hydrocleansing one of your drivers at the Croydon depot needs driver training, using his vehicle to try to force me off the road is totally unacceptable just because I had the audacity to pull in front of him to allow an ambulance to pass in the opposite carriageway

[Alistair Lang @Al_Lang]

@parcelforce any idea when you will deliver the parcel that should have been delivered yesterday but your driver decided to make no attempt to deliver and just drive back to the depot?

[Alistair Lang @Al_Lang]

@parcelforce why has my delivery been returned to depot when no attempt to deliver it has been made?

[Alistair Lang @Al_Lang]

@philipglowinski I hope @Alec_Pedaler has got royalties for this use of 🦖 https://t.co/wpOXycuEHR

[Asker Jeukendrup @Jeukendrup]

Amazing @GoZwift! My dream of sprinting like a dinosaur became virtual reality today!!

[Alistair Lang @Al_Lang]

@philipglowinski You just need to become a Triantelope

[Alistair Lang @Al_Lang]

@philipglowinski So you didn’t find following the black line up and down interesting? Hope you swam anti-clockwise.

[Alistair Lang @Al_Lang]

@TLRailUK Thankyou for your reply but I was advised by Station staff that the 11:16 was also cancelled so instead took a magical mystery tour of south London to get to North Dulwich.

[Alistair Lang @Al_Lang]

@TLRailUK announcing that the 10:49 service from Sutton to St Albans is delayed at 10:55 when it was showing on time is ridiculous. Station staff saying they don’t know where it is. Has the Bermuda Triangle moved to South London?