Alex Askew♋️

are shoes required?

[Alex Askew♋️ @Al_Pal69]

@BailieFout tell Shelley that her and I need to speak on this further!! there’s so many options! how does one choose?!

[Alex Askew♋️ @Al_Pal69]

@BailieFout i’ve always wanted to know the story behind the spelling......

[Big Brain Gamer Dad 🧠 @sean_comerford]

@LauraJaneGrace He coulda done both! Maybe not, not sure how Mark and Trav were feeling about it, but still. I get to live in a world with aliens AND Matt Skiba from my favorite band Alkaline Trio in Blink 182 so I feel blessed.

(Not a dig on AM! clearly, Alkaline Trio just rules)

[Alex Askew♋️ @Al_Pal69]

@rj_chav that it my all time favorite show.. i’ve seen it multiple times through so please keep me updated with your progress 😉

[Alex Askew♋️ @Al_Pal69]

@rj_chav Nate is a favorite the whole way! Can’t help but love him

[Alex Askew♋️ @Al_Pal69]

@bdvesely me

[Alex Askew♋️ @Al_Pal69]

@BailieFout i’ll never forget my first time at bojangles.. you took me and we watched the world cup as the only customers inside and ate half the menu🖤🖤🖤

[Steve-O @steveo]

So grateful to be celebrating thirteen years of sobriety today— thanks to everyone who helped me get here!

[josh dun @joshuadun]

in this world so cruel i think you’re so cool

[Lu @blxcksaint]

If I killed you playing dodgeball they better hang a banner up for me in the gym

[Alex Askew♋️ @Al_Pal69]

@bubba_da_stunna your dad really set you up for failure ☹️

[don @DonsLens]

look at this graph

[μέλισσα(Melissa) @1melisza]

This remains in my head rent free

[Sydney Leroux @sydneyleroux]

Happy 4th Birthday Cassius! Being your mommy is the best.

[Jack Harlow @jackharlow]

I love seeing a happy overweight family at a theme park or something real shìt that’s what America is about

[COMMANDERS FOOTBALL @HogsHaven]

Your son's name is literally LeBron James Jr.

[Christian @beanerbastard]

Losing my mind after learning about Russian cursive