Alice Salmon

I survive on a steady diet of baseball, hockey, caffeine and sarcasm.

[Alice Salmon @Al_Salmon]

OK. @MLB, please stop interrupting action in the @erie_seawolves game with erroneously timed commercial breaks. I know very well the Erie production team is not making this mistake, you are.

[Alice Salmon @Al_Salmon]

@griffinshockey @griffinshockey

[Alice Salmon @Al_Salmon]

Sure would be nice if online ticket sales opened up.

[Grand Rapids Griffins @griffinshockey]

THE CENTRAL DIVISION FINALS SCHEDULE HAS DROPPED ⬇️‼️

DETAILS | 🔗 https://t.co/7rdLt5Bjot

[Alice Salmon @Al_Salmon]

Does anyone else get Illinois-specific ads while listening to the Tigers radio broadcast via MLB app in Michigan?

[Alice Salmon @Al_Salmon]

Have we looked into getting a helmet that won't fly off of Peyton Graham's head? That young man flies around the bases. I can't wait to cheer for him in person again on our next @erie_seawolves trip.

[Alice Salmon @Al_Salmon]

Beautiful day for a @wmwhitecaps game, out here showing support for @EmilyCWaldon in my @PitchingNinja shirt.

[Alice Salmon @Al_Salmon]

@EmilyCWaldon @BlueJays This is fantastic news! Atta girl! Also, Vlad Jr is the most adorable man in baseball. He still has the same vibe he had as a kid.

[Alice Salmon @Al_Salmon]

Hey @TheAHL why is there no audio for @griffinshockey ?

[Alice Salmon @Al_Salmon]

It is the year 2026. The technology is here. Please, @MLB, give us a home/away audio option for minor league games. Minor league hockey has been doing it for years. You are way behind the times.

[Alice Salmon @Al_Salmon]

Watching last night's game now. The @Padres catcher is very good at challenging calls.

[Alice Salmon @Al_Salmon]

@HalfTreble3 @griffinshockey 🤣

[Alice Salmon @Al_Salmon]

Unexpected guest at The Freezer tonight for @griffinshockey. There is a bat flying through the arena.

[Alice Salmon @Al_Salmon]

@HalfTreble3 @jasonbenetti @tigers Right? It made me so happy!

[Alice Salmon @Al_Salmon]

There is a faint beeping sound on @WOODTV that is driving me mad this morning.

[Alice Salmon @Al_Salmon]

I am not sure my @amazon driver should have placed the package directly in my tire tracks. Glad it wasn't fragile, because I drove right over it entering my garage. Maybe it was the same guy who backed into our trash bin yesterday.

[Alice Salmon @Al_Salmon]

I have my TV volume at 35 and can barely hear Bob. @FloHockey is terrible tonight. #goGRG

[Alice Salmon @Al_Salmon]

Hey @FloHockey where the hell is the Walleye v. Fuel game?!

[Alice Salmon @Al_Salmon]

@kevinschmidt027 @ToledoWalleye So it isn't just mine not freaking working?

[Alice Salmon @Al_Salmon]

Who can teach me how to use the updated @TheAHL app? I am trying to view the Texas Stars roster, and I can only find the screen where it is marking them as a favorite team. Please teach this old person how to use technology.

[Alice Salmon @Al_Salmon]

@GinoHard_ @NHL_Rosters Lots of AHL action today (Friday) anyway!