Al Mustaphal Yussuf

[Al Mustaphal Yussuf @Al_mustaphal]

That your Muslim boyfriend wont marry you Beatrice. Toa tu iyo mtandio, utakufa joto bure😂😂

[Al Mustaphal Yussuf @Al_mustaphal]

Men never ask for help but they remember who offered.

[Al Mustaphal Yussuf @Al_mustaphal]

Nimeuliza job Heha Movers nikaambiwa sura yangu ni soft sana😁😁 kwani wanataka kina nani?

[Al Mustaphal Yussuf @Al_mustaphal]

Yesterday I wanted to fight a certain guy but people separated us.This morning I saw the same guy training people karate.

God never forgets his children.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Al Mustaphal Yussuf @Al_mustaphal]

We're all replaceable.

[Al Mustaphal Yussuf @Al_mustaphal]

Ukiniomba pesa sahii inamaanisha hata unaweza niwekea sumu

[Al Mustaphal Yussuf @Al_mustaphal]

My friends could kill yours🫠

[Al Mustaphal Yussuf @Al_mustaphal]

Kama simu yako iko na shimo ya earphones, you need to work harder😂😂💔

[Al Mustaphal Yussuf @Al_mustaphal]

You see now I'm broke but I'm not bothering anyone, Please when its your turn, behave!

[Al Mustaphal Yussuf @Al_mustaphal]

I would pick my mother to be my mother again and again in every lifetime😍

[Al Mustaphal Yussuf @Al_mustaphal]

If you do not have the one you love,love the one you have.

[Al Mustaphal Yussuf @Al_mustaphal]

Make a habit of asking yourself; "Does this align with the life I'm trying to create.

[Al Mustaphal Yussuf @Al_mustaphal]

British: henceforth
Americans: from now
Kenyans : from now henceforth😂😂🙌

[Al Mustaphal Yussuf @Al_mustaphal]

Sahii nataka ni tulie kama deputy president wa Uganda😀😀💔🙌

[Al Mustaphal Yussuf @Al_mustaphal]

Wakuu as we enter 2026 keep in mind sherehe haziishi. Jan staki kuona texts na calls ati nitumia 1k nitarudisha. Usiseme hukuskia😜

[Al Mustaphal Yussuf @Al_mustaphal]

Ile sherehe zinapigwa huku nje ata kama mimi ni Ruto siezi amini munateseka😜

[Al Mustaphal Yussuf @Al_mustaphal]

Nikisema sina pesa, I mean money to give you not for my enjoyment.

[Al Mustaphal Yussuf @Al_mustaphal]

Wewe endelea tu ku-uninstall whatsapp every night alafu morning una-install tena. 😄😄

[Al Mustaphal Yussuf @Al_mustaphal]

Me hadi sikua na ubaya. Niliambia Selector Mambichwa arudie (You're too good to be true)
Kumbe Wanamaishaaa hawarudii mkanda😢😤

[Al Mustaphal Yussuf @Al_mustaphal]

Other ndithis will not believe the stories that will be narrated by the nduthis that were in the airport😂😂