Alan Champneys

Professor of applied nonlinear things; eclectic enthusiast of ping pong, corny jokes, cycling, Bowie, cricket, the outdoors and opposing counterfactual populism

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@AllisonPearson Our character is often defined by who we choose as friends.

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@AllisonPearson Yes you did. You accused metropolitan police of being antisemetic using a fake photograph.

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@bmay He was pretty effective when he worked with Dangermouse

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@FirstBSA Can I claim compensation?

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.@FirstBSA once again your busses are proving unreliable to my commute. I arrived at rudmore park for X39 to Bristol at 10.05. Next bus has continually been 5-7 mins away and it is now 10.30am. Do you not operate a contingency?

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@FirstBSA Miracle. 10.42. That’s only 37 minutes late.

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@FirstBSA It is 1039 and none have come past in either direction that I noticed. Till now when one has gone past into Bath. What is ETA of next one?

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There was no 8.14 today or yesterday at rudmore park x39 rush hour bus Bath-> Bristol. How unlucky to have the sane “operational reasons 2 days in a row” @FirstBSA @WestofEnglandCA

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Thanks @FirstBSA the X39 from Bath to Bristol has had two cancelled busses now then a “sorry not in service” that the app thought was the actual bus. Premium computer service? Not @WestofEnglandCA is it time to retender this route or take it over?

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@JolyonMaugham It takes time. Patience, my friend.

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@FirstBSA What are operational issues. A bus came past “ sorry not in service” then two came past at 09:38

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Thanks @FirstBSA the X39 from Bath to Bristol has had two cancelled busses now then a “sorry not in service” that the app thought was the actual bus. Premium computer service? Not @WestofEnglandCA is it time to retender this route or take it over?

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@carolvorders Outstanding

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Outstanding!

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@ahmerwadee Thank you.