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[wilko*✲゚* @Al_wilkinson_]

Someone cloned my fucking debit card... jokes on them though only £3.05 in my account, HAVE FUN WITH UR MEAL DEAL

[colin @colingotjokes]

I forgot you cant make depression jokes outside of twitter lmao my coworker was like “you ready for this year to be over?” I was like “im ready for this life to be over” he was like bro what

[cool website guy @fartgalleries]

*having sex*

partner: how does that feel?

me [checking my mood ring]: uh… normal/cool

[🫧🪞 🎧🪩 @asolezz]

me when i feel like i finally took a cute pic VS me after i stare at it for an hour

[wilko*✲゚* @Al_wilkinson_]

@depop Good thing dan hates twitter

[wilko*✲゚* @Al_wilkinson_]

I'm the proud new owner of this gem bought on @depop https://t.co/ehxOW4nfmB

[wilko*✲゚* @Al_wilkinson_]

Actually running out of room to put all my flowers 😍💑

[Boomtown Festival @BoomtownFair]

We keep getting sent this epic photo of Bang Hai towers from last year ....or is it a combine harvester in a cotton field? 🙃

[wilko*✲゚* @Al_wilkinson_]

Can’t believe I’ve finally booked my driving test...

[✨Marissa✨ @marissanpadilla]

This is how my boy friend "took care of me" when I got blacked out lol

[T @tylerthecreator]

ive never had a pet