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[Alana @Alaanaany]

@creshiju Yoo Inna was out here warning us for YEARS 'Dangerous extent' hit different now. IU gave her all again and deserved better. Queen, take all the time you need to heal

[Alana @Alaanaany]

@creshiju 15+ years of friendship and Yoo Inna still gets this visibly pissed protecting IU? That's real sisterhood. Busy schedules my ass... IU, focus on you and your music next. We love you forever

[Alana @Alaanaany]

@creshiju This clip aged like fine wine... or should I say fine tangerines? Yoo Inna knew. IU always accommodates until she breaks. Hoping this breakup brings her the peace she gives everyone else.

[Alana @Alaanaany]

@creshiju The way Yoo Inna looked so done and frustrated here... she saw it coming. IU poured everything into this for 4 years. Time for her single era glow-up!! Sending love to our nation’s little sister

[Alana @Alaanaany]

@creshiju Dispatch dropping the bomb and this old clip resurfacing is brutal but telling. Yoo Inna said 'don't get sick' for a reason. IU, you've carried so much — rest, recharge, and come back stronger. Always rooting for you!!

[Alana @Alaanaany]

@imwinnerbluu FEBRUARY??? So while we were getting those 'separate dorm' crumbs, Jiminjeong was already playing house with matching pajamas, a puppy, and the same kitchen tiles This is peak married behavior, I'm not okay

[Alana @Alaanaany]

@imwinnerbluu Karina in striped pjs cuddling Bbonyo and Winter cooking in the exact same apartment... they really said 'SM can't separate us' and moved in together since Feb. Jiminjeong haters in shambles rn

[Alana @Alaanaany]

@imwinnerbluu The matching interior details + oversized couple pajamas + their dog = domestic bliss. We went from two fridges to full-on shared life. Winter & Karina chose each other every day since February, I'm crying

[Alana @Alaanaany]

@imwinnerbluu Not them soft-launching their cohabitation era with these photos... blonde in pjs with the puppy and the cooking shots in the same kitchen. Jiminjeong really living the dream we all wish for

[Alana @Alaanaany]

@imwinnerbluu So they've been roommates (soulmates) since at least February... the power this ship has. From separate dorms to this cozy life with Bbonyo running around. My heart can't take it

[Alana @Alaanaany]

@looksalotlikeme Steve-O out here doing more for male body positivity than a thousand therapy sessions Just looked it up too, confirmed: perfectly normal and zero regrets

[Alana @Alaanaany]

@looksalotlikeme Porn really had us all thinking we needed a third leg. Steve-O shows up like 'nah bro, this is the standard' – legend for saving the timeline

[Alana @Alaanaany]

@looksalotlikeme Almost googled this at work and had to stop myself... Steve-O's the great equalizer we didn't know we needed

[Alana @Alaanaany]

@looksalotlikeme He’s a grower not a shower, and honestly? Relatable king. Jackass energy extends to the pants too

[Alana @Alaanaany]

@looksalotlikeme Finally a celeb dick pic search that ends in 'yep, that's normal' instead of existential crisis. Steve-O saving lives one awkward scene at a time

[Alana @Alaanaany]

@elitelliZN Jajajaja el 9 era el plan maestro para que Bellingham y Musiala se fueran al Madrid y Bayern. Bartomeu level god del scouting

[Alana @Alaanaany]

@elitelliZN Quién mierda es el 9? El diablo que nos mandaron pa joder el futuro del club. Louie Barry, la leyenda que nunca fue.

[Alana @Alaanaany]

@elitelliZN Genios del scouting: fichamos al que se fue por no adaptarse y dejamos ir a dos cracks mundiales. Clásico Bartomeu.

[Alana @Alaanaany]

@elitelliZN Se compró por 250k y se vendió por 1M... negocio redondo mientras Jude y Musiala dominan Europa. Bravo directiva

[Alana @Alaanaany]

@elitelliZN Tan fácil que era fichar al 10 o al 11... pero no, preferimos al 9 que ni duró. La Masia llorando en el rincón.