Alabama

SONG OF THE MOTHER-FUCKIN' SOUTH!

[Alabama @AlabamaBand]

@bankruptcynewss Bankruptcy? What the fuck is that? We only talk about life experiences amongst our inner circle. Being poor isn't one of em

[Alabama @AlabamaBand]

The South can't lose when the war has just begun. Hope the blacks have enjoyed their time of bliss. Song of the South is your anthem, Boyz.

[Alabama @AlabamaBand]

@ericclapton Still trying to rip Randy's look off? This is America. Stay the HELL OUT. #BAMATERRITORY

[Alabama @AlabamaBand]

@TheBobSeger We'll drop you LIKE A GODDAMNED ROCK!

[Alabama @AlabamaBand]

@mikeroweWORKS Want a dirty job? Try swimming through the abundance of whores and cocaine that is ALABAMA's TOUR BUS!

[Alabama @AlabamaBand]

Thank you @fordtrucks for picking that poor-man's Alabama Bob Seger to sing your theme song...and then filing for bankruptcy.

[Alabama @AlabamaBand]

Wish we had the royalties from @Mishiesings for clearly writing a song about the night we gangconceived him. Gotta love that Southern Charm!

[Alabama @AlabamaBand]

@followcmt When will we see another oscar winning Alabama video on your po-dunk station?

[Alabama @AlabamaBand]

the Father, Son, the Holy Alabama.

[Alabama @AlabamaBand]

We single handedly stopped Armageddon from happening 3 different times by telling God to know his role and leave our tools alone

[Alabama @AlabamaBand]

@trevordrish Fucks like you are the ones that couldn't survive the awesomeness of hearing "ROLL ON" during conception and became mutants.

[Alabama @AlabamaBand]

This fuck @trevordrish says we are irrelevant. We are by default everyone's favorite band.

[Alabama @AlabamaBand]

@trevordrish A baby is conceived to a 'Bama song every 5 minutes. We have more money than God, we actually bought his house. Irrelevant?

[Alabama @AlabamaBand]

To the fans who didn't get to meet us after paying $750 to do so, we are deeply sorry we didn't charge $800 to look at you fucks.

[Alabama @AlabamaBand]

Hey guys! We are ALABAMA... and we are more important than your food stamps.

[Alabama @AlabamaBand]

Need 2 tell Mark Martin that we didn't mean to be arrogant and act like we were better than him in that hotel on accident. It was on purpose

[Alabama @AlabamaBand]

Disappointed we haven't heard a single tune from our vast collection of HITS on a @nascar ad this year. Can't afford the royalties, boys?

[Alabama @AlabamaBand]

@jefffoxworthy YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF - you listen to Alabama.

[Alabama @AlabamaBand]

@trevordrish You heard right you piece of fuck. Next time you buy our cd, pay cash instead of WIC. Tired of the white trash paying our bills