Jones “DIP” Rutherford III

Whiskey Merchant | Golden Girl Enjoyer | Felony Evader | Certified Plumber | SigSauer Enthusiast | 1991 Academic All Conference | Depressed Chicago sports fan

[Jones “DIP” Rutherford III @AlabamaJones69]

Snapchat has stopped me from getting play. I may never recover. Call me plz

[Jones “DIP” Rutherford III @AlabamaJones69]

Just your average cardinals home game! #GoCubs

[Illinois State Men's Basketball @Redbird_MBB]

Not going anywhere

[Jones “DIP” Rutherford III @AlabamaJones69]

Ben Brown in mid season form on opening day! #cubs

[Jones “DIP” Rutherford III @AlabamaJones69]

@ThePepperdineR Ron,

Definitely packing a bottle before the next one…

[Jones “DIP” Rutherford III @AlabamaJones69]

Studying with women this afternoon. The topic of conversation is frat basements, ex boyfriends and “experiences”. I am going to shoot myself, bad play call #fuck

[Jones “DIP” Rutherford III @AlabamaJones69]

It’s crazy that the women that I’m friends with only ever give me a hug when I see them at the bar #whatboyfriend

[Barstool Birds @BarstoolILLSt]

Mason Klabo when he needs his inhaler

[Jones “DIP” Rutherford III @AlabamaJones69]

Happy find out who has a boyfriend day to all who celebrate!

[Jones “DIP” Rutherford III @AlabamaJones69]

@rkhendrix11 @BarstoolILLSt

[Jones “DIP” Rutherford III @AlabamaJones69]

Dj moore gave up on that play quicker than I gave up on my one night stand after 15 beers at pub 2 #Bears

[Jones “DIP” Rutherford III @AlabamaJones69]

Trade dj moore #Bears

[Jones “DIP” Rutherford III @AlabamaJones69]

I’m going to kill myself #Bears

[Jones “DIP” Rutherford III @AlabamaJones69]

I need new pants. No words. Holy fuck. #Bears

[Jones “DIP” Rutherford III @AlabamaJones69]

Might be drunk. Typo in the last tweet. I’m sorry to my fans #Bears

[Jones “DIP” Rutherford III @AlabamaJones69]

I’m going to lose my fucking kind. Time for another beer. (Yes it last 2 minutes) #Bears

[Jones “DIP” Rutherford III @AlabamaJones69]

First and goal from the 5 and we can’t score. I need another beer #Bears

[Jones “DIP” Rutherford III @AlabamaJones69]

What the fuck is a catch in the No Fun League #Bears

[Jones “DIP” Rutherford III @AlabamaJones69]

@DavidSider1971 Can’t forget about the classics

[Jones “DIP” Rutherford III @AlabamaJones69]

Cade Horton was robbed of a NL Rookie of the Year award. Change my mind. #mlb

[Jones “DIP” Rutherford III @AlabamaJones69]

I miss Jake Moody in Chicago.