VaJohna Monologues

rock and roll bitch

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@VidsBanned That’s cool and all but that woman has a HUGE mouth

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@ServisCheetah Why is yours so much better quality than mine?!

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@interesting_aIl Freaks really freaked it.

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Darren McGwvin double feature

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Doing a Christine Baranski double feature

[Joe Ramoni @joeramoni]

“Spaceballs sequel…”

“With Josh Gad starring”

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The coronation of Conner the corner coroner

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The three Bears ran upstairs to check their bedrooms. “Who’s been ripping ass in my bed?” Papa Bear roared. “Who’s been ripping ass in my bed?” growled Mama Bear. She was a little angry and a little worried.

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Edgar Allan P.O.W.

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That feelin when someone disrespects God and country

[rin ☾⋆⁺₊⋆🇵🇸 @rinnystarr]

he didn’t like smells,
and i was fucking farting

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Rootin’ tootin’ Juice Newton

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@percypringleIII Welcome to Killumbus, baby

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The first time I heard him mention the parrot heads lost in 9/11 I legit screamed.

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@snakesis @JasonIsbell Cool shirt.

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Karyn liked to be called "Karyn with a y" first time I met her she told us about a dream where she coughed so hard she grew a dick

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#karyn

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Once crack head chad started hooking up with my duplex neighbor Karyn the out of work prostitute it was all over for that living situation

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@TylerMahanCoe Those Coes know how to hate.