Jordan.A.Davidson

[Jordan.A.Davidson @AlabamaSlamma97]

"@NiggaStewStew "Hoes Went From "Duck Duck Goose " To "Fuck Fuck Loose " From " Ring Around A Roise " To " Fuckin All Da Homies " @Brook_13

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

"Send me a pic" is where a girl loses all respect for you.

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

If i had a dollar for every time someone told me i was pretty i would have exactly one dollar thanks mom

[Jordan.A.Davidson @AlabamaSlamma97]

When you get a bunch of sweaty teenagers in one room....

[Jordan.A.Davidson @AlabamaSlamma97]

Best of luck in your game tonight Redwings! Let's kick some ass! #theroadtotheallencup #Bringithome #TheWings

[Jordan.A.Davidson @AlabamaSlamma97]

When science turns into a math class... #ihateeverything

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

What i learned from school: I'm a fucking piece of shit, everybody else's a fucking piece of shit, mitochondria's the powerhouse of the cell

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

spring break?

more like winter break 2

[Jordan.A.Davidson @AlabamaSlamma97]

Some damn good hockey right there! #hockey #allancup #fuckingrights

[Jordan.A.Davidson @AlabamaSlamma97]

Ever hear of a shower? #youstink #seriouslyyoureinthehighschoolnow #grosschildren

[Jordan.A.Davidson @AlabamaSlamma97]

My cat dragged in a moose #what #wtf #gohomeyourdrunk

[Jordan.A.Davidson @AlabamaSlamma97]

@laugh_everyday1 well your no panty droppers yourselves....

[Jordan.A.Davidson @AlabamaSlamma97]

@laugh_everyday1 I ate my twin in the womb...

[Jordan.A.Davidson @AlabamaSlamma97]

Pitch perfect with the family!!