Benling Starjamin

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[Benling Starjamin @AlabamaSunrise]

It's okay if you forgot your love at home today. You can have some of mine any time you want. #gentletweets

[Benling Starjamin @AlabamaSunrise]

Hotels without power outlets on the bed stand are completely out of touch with reality.

[Benling Starjamin @AlabamaSunrise]

@beatsbydre this time without batteries that catch fire?

[Benling Starjamin @AlabamaSunrise]

I really don't need twitter. I just need an app that only shows posts from @charstarlene, and occasional cat pictures because meow.

[Benling Starjamin @AlabamaSunrise]

I kinda forgot I had twitter. So, did you all hear about Pluto?

[Benling Starjamin @AlabamaSunrise]

"We really don’t think about content marketing as being part of our funnel. It’s part of our mission." -@randfish

#brilliant #quote #seo

[Benling Starjamin @AlabamaSunrise]

My New Years resolution is to cuddle more. #gentletweets

[Benling Starjamin @AlabamaSunrise]

I'm looking for an #Ello #invite. If anyone has one to spare I'll be your new best friend.

[Benling Starjamin @AlabamaSunrise]

@klmcclune @TommySDavis nm, y'all already figured that out. I'm not very active on twitter. Sorry.

[Benling Starjamin @AlabamaSunrise]

@klmcclune @TommySDavis I know I'm late, but don't forget you can buy converters to change hdmi or RCA to bnc.

[Benling Starjamin @AlabamaSunrise]

The only reason I get on twitter is to read @charstarlene tweets, and to favorite pictures of cats.

[Benling Starjamin @AlabamaSunrise]

Never trust a cleared browser history.

[Benling Starjamin @AlabamaSunrise]

Nom! https://t.co/KYRKz7ySMq

[Benling Starjamin @AlabamaSunrise]

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[Benling Starjamin @AlabamaSunrise]

And all French wine is made from California grapes.

[Benling Starjamin @AlabamaSunrise]

She was cute, but she wasn't bat shit crazy enough for my taste.

[Benling Starjamin @AlabamaSunrise]

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[Benling Starjamin @AlabamaSunrise]

This is why I always check my food before i eat. #McDonalds #fail

[Benling Starjamin @AlabamaSunrise]

Pets who look like their owners https://t.co/EpPrNzNLE4