Landon Turner

Musician, lifelong horror fan, and skeptical thinker from small conservative town in Alabama (It's not fun)

[Landon Turner @Alabamaheathen]

@JollySnowflk @hutchleah You first lmao I am in Alabama. I will be protesting Tuesday so thats the best I can do. Stay safe

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@JollySnowflk @hutchleah Sadly I think this is the case as well. Plus believing in a religion and a culture that teaches not to believe in things of the world and science.

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@JollySnowflk @hutchleah Thing is, they don’t believe masks work. They don’t think gun control will save lives.

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@LarryFinesGhost Sorry, I need the dopamine hits from Chick Fil A. Cant explain it.

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@AuthorConfusion Most presidents don't have to do much it seems. Joe is just stuck with the cleanup from the last guy who tried sadly

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@MatthewGrenon @blairewhite What do you mean? The same people who are angry about Roe v Wade were also angry and protesting over the gun violence.

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@StrongFaithMama @spinangora Actually life is a never ending continuum. It started back in prehistoric days

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@mattfradd Except yall just made it to where abortion can be banned in many states so its NOT about letting people do whatever they wish. You want to control people into doing or not doing things considered “right” in your worldview

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@SeanFmd @john_techbee @_DoomsDana_ @UberFacts Abstinence doesn’t work. School systems that teach abstinence end up showing HIGHER rates of teen pregnancy.

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@Iccunnavsemaj @madametp @Sharp_CT @UberFacts Joe my guy. You really think telling people to not have sex is going to work? It’s like you live in a fantasy world

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@davidpollack47 Christians need Jesus. I don’t.

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@davenewworld_2 My question is, why protest the LAPD? Protesting the red states banning abortion seems like the better move

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@TracieHarris Not even sure what I can do, considering I live in the depths of the Bible belt

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@cleetus74 Do you live in a fantasy world? We are never going to stop human beings from having sex. Ever. Some people are just lacking in self control. Sex is a biological impulse. Its not realistic to impose abstinence

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AHHHHHHH #RoeVsWade #ProLife #AbortionRightsAreHumanRights

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@darkhorse0777 @victoronwukwe_ @richorangutan @Kuchile2 @iz_seen My parents

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@richorangutan @victoronwukwe_ @Kuchile2 @iz_seen You are literally strawmanning what I am saying. Nowhere did I say that “apes are having sex with their siblings”, where are you getting this? Are you actually an ape? This plus your profile pic has me convinced an orangutan has learned to type

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@richorangutan @victoronwukwe_ @Kuchile2 @iz_seen Because I just said that an ape DIDNT mate with a human. It still had sex with another ape. But because of mutations, an ape was born with slightly more human qualities. If you add that up, you eventually get an animal that cant breed with other apes, making it human.

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@AuthorConfusion I would say most people still stand for the Pledge because they don’t see the problems we do, sadly. This is coming from someone who lives in the South so…😄