🇺🇸 Carolyn 🇺🇸

I like to do many things, but mostly I do nothing. #Cats #Fitness #Books ; Know your worth ❤️ I cuss A LOT

[🇺🇸 Carolyn 🇺🇸 @AlabasterBreeze]

BAD OMENS - DYFL Tour - 03/11/2026 - Dethrone deserves its own post 🔥 I missed Noah on his hands and knees, I was kind of in a trance trying to process what I was witnessing 😅 Glad some of you caught it! 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻 #concert #concerts #BadOmens #Boston

[George The Stourbridge Junction Station Cat @TheStourbridge]

Today marks the FC’s 25th Wedding Anniversary, so the occasion deserves some historic footage from my archives.

Here we see a younger me sharing a tender moment with the FC & some lovely flowers.

I shall make no further comment on the footage.

[🌺Flower Fancy Pants!🌺 @FlowerFancyPant]

I saw this and knew I had to share it! This is how my story started!

[🇺🇸 Carolyn 🇺🇸 @AlabasterBreeze]

@catsareblessing AI is stupid!! 😠

[🇺🇸 Carolyn 🇺🇸 @AlabasterBreeze]

@yahoomail Why did u guys make the app worse? Please put the feature back to delete all trash at once, rather than 30 at a time. Also, I click on an email and it’s selecting either the one above or below it. App is working like trash now 😠

[🇺🇸 Carolyn 🇺🇸 @AlabasterBreeze]

@OnlineRespir Thanks for the call. The rep on the other line was no help whatsoever. I expect someone to retrieve this package and deal with it, b/c it’s not my responsibility to throw it out or drop it off to you. Your mistake, figure it out.

[🇺🇸 Carolyn 🇺🇸 @AlabasterBreeze]

@factormeals You guys should drop @FedEx as your delivery service. Someone’s box of meals is on my porch, and the address on the box is not even my town, it’s the next town over. FedEx has incompetent workers, and big companies are gonna take a hit cuz of it. Pathetic!

[Eric Trump @EricTrump]

Give this 16-year-old lifeguard the highest civilian honor. This is truly the best of America! Well done!

[🇺🇸 Carolyn 🇺🇸 @AlabasterBreeze]

@Chewy I called already, you guys are great and help me every time. I just wish FedEx would hold their drivers accountable. It’s not your fault 😞

[🇺🇸 Carolyn 🇺🇸 @AlabasterBreeze]

@Chewy You guys should drop @FedEx as a delivery company. I constantly need packages replaced b/c FedEx has incompetent drivers that continuously leave my packages at the wrong address. You are going to lose money if you continue with FedEx as your delivery service…

[George The Stourbridge Junction Station Cat @TheStourbridge]

Clear the turning circle, please.

I’m trying to create a mild inconvenience for everyone as I’ve got some very important sitting to do.

Move along please… nothing to see here. I’m about to become the obstruction.

[Black cats are not bad luck @blackscats]

TODAY IS THE NATIONAL KITTY DAY ❤️

[🇺🇸 Carolyn 🇺🇸 @AlabasterBreeze]

@ChrisMotionless Love you guys!! 🔥🤘🏼

[George The Stourbridge Junction Station Cat @TheStourbridge]

You’re a burglar, but you can only steal things that mildly inconvenience your victims.

What are you taking?

I’ll go first:

The vowels on all keyboards

I can just hear them now

“h n, ll th vwls r mssng… wh’s dn tht?”

GRG!!!!!!!!!!!!……..

[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

Being dramatic

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

I’ve never seen a cat so clearly roll its eyes. 😂

[🇺🇸 Carolyn 🇺🇸 @AlabasterBreeze]

@badomenscult @BryanKirks Dammit ya’ll gonna get me with the tarot card deck! I need to STOP spending money!!! 😭😭😭

[Mag.Hope @MagaliHope]

Proof in 10s that Noah’s brain is beyond random & unhinged — this is gold, love him

[🇺🇸 Carolyn 🇺🇸 @AlabasterBreeze]

@Lukesmommy08 It sucks!!

[🇺🇸 Carolyn 🇺🇸 @AlabasterBreeze]

@ladymindful @MyFitnessPal I HATE it!!

[🇺🇸 Carolyn 🇺🇸 @AlabasterBreeze]

@MyFitnessPal The new app update sucks. Please put it back the way it was 😕