Alabaster

18+ only.
three cats in a g string covered in glitter.
(she/her)
$alabasterbutt
email [email protected] for all business inquiries

[Alabaster @Alabasterbutt]

@RealSnarkyPuppy actually the whole band but yes

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@RealSnarkyPuppy I'm in love with this drummer

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@RealSnarkyPuppy the guy who plays keys far stage left could ROCK a kilt. Just saying.

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Honestly I will go to ANY show as long as my partner is making sure I'm having a good time. Hold my drink? YES. Move to a spot I can see? Yes. Buy me another drink? Yes. Move people so I can go pee? Yes.

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Tomorrow night!

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This Saturday 9/2!!! Don't want to choose between going to see a local burlesque show or local musicians on a Saturday night?Blassphemy, teams up with musical artists, Circadian Melodies, to bring you BOTH live burlesque and music in one pretty package https://t.co/dahAGtw3Fe

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This weekend in Denver!!! https://t.co/FEYAhYjhTH

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Well yeah. That wasn't a secret

[astrology bot @hourIyhoroscope]

capricorn, we know that you love scorpio.

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Need something to do tonight???? Come to Goosetown Tavern in Denver for absolute mayhem burlesque

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I would like one (1) scream into the void, please.

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TONIGHT AT GOOSETOWN TAVERN IN DENVER! #sillygooseburlesque is happening. #thingstodoindenver #denverevents

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Trying to buy a damn car when you're using a loan from your own bank instead of through the dealership is a pain in the tush. Just give them the money so I can drive my Shiney home

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@ProfessorPeyton I wiiiill!!!!

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@ProfessorPeyton Be naked

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Tomorrow night at HQ Underground!

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Catch me in your computer TOMORROW NIGHT!

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Oh... new goose costume in the works I guess

[✨Amazonian Cosplay✨ @megabethbob]

Here’s a super quick and easy tutorial for how I made my fake feathers! What cosplay would you use this technique on? #cosplay #cosplaytutorial #cosplaytips

[Alabaster @Alabasterbutt]

@KanyePiece SAME. IT DRIVES ME NUTS