Ian Smith

A nomadic Geordie boy with a constant thorn in his side.

[Ian Smith @AladdinZane]

@SportsDirectUK I’ve been trying to get hold of CS for days. I’m on my 2nd faulty table tennis table, that nobody seems to want to help with with or respond to me about. Help!

[Ian Smith @AladdinZane]

@tricky_tree 😂

[Norman Records @normanrecords]

WIN! - A Vinyl Copy of 'Cascade' by Floating Points

Electronic producer @floatingpoints returns with a dancefloor-primed record on Ninja Tune next week, and we're giving away a copy of the pictured 2LP 'Universal sparkle vinyl' variant 🌌

Like, retweet, and follow us to be entered.

https://t.co/a4ZIBddqh7

[Ian Smith @AladdinZane]

@dellimarket hello, I placed an order which delivered incomplete. Nobody will respond to my emails for a refund. Any chance here?

[Ian Smith @AladdinZane]

@rydercup @mrdanwalker @wiganjohn78

[Ian Smith @AladdinZane]

@tricky_tree @thedropdate Did you have a nice holiday?

[Ian Smith @AladdinZane]

@tricky_tree @thedropdate Up your street them lad.

[Ian Smith @AladdinZane]

@RoundhouseLDN hello, I've been trying to get in contact with you for tickets that haven't arrived for imminent gig but no response via email, and phone lines down. Can someone contact me urgently please?

[Ian Smith @AladdinZane]

@kevrich1981 @TyneBrHarriers Congratulations Veteran Kevin 👏

[Ian Smith @AladdinZane]

@deermuntjac @jamiearmit Not enough bacon on that.

[Ian Smith @AladdinZane]

@jamiearmit I just love the innocence of the question in asking how Steve’s break was to the instant excitement at the thought of salty bacon for his 2nd breakfast.

[Ian Smith @AladdinZane]

@jamiearmit I literally can’t stop watching this. 😍

[NUFC Gallowgate 🏆 @NUFCgallowgate]

“COME ON YOU MAGGIES!!!” @Joewillock #NUFC 🖤🤍

[Ian Smith @AladdinZane]

@jamiearmit haHA! Don’t forget the bacon.

[Ian Smith @AladdinZane]

@BBCWales @elisjames @BBCiPlayer Is this available to watch online anywhere? No longer seems to be on iPlayer

[Ian Smith @AladdinZane]

@Claire_L_Jones Juuuuuudaaaay

[Ian Smith @AladdinZane]

@Claire_L_Jones Happy Birthday young’un! 😘

[Ian Smith @AladdinZane]

@jamiearmit @visualsatire 😆😆

[Ian Smith @AladdinZane]

😆😆

[Political Partridge @PoliticalAP]

“Get rid of it.”