In other news, Lindsey Graham is dead.
“I am with Israel. Do whatever the hell you have to do…”
“Level the place.”
“Do in Gaza what we did in Tokyo and Berlin”
Bye Lindsey. May you live an eternity in ruins for the ruins you helped create in Gaza. Ameen
🚨 BREAKING: Real Madrid have now received €122.5M from the sales of players that were NOT EVEN in the squad last season:
- €60M from Nico Paz's move to Como
- €20M from Victor Munoz's move to Liverpool
- €15M from Mario Gila's move to AC Milan
- €15M from Alvaro Rodriguez's move to Bournemouth
- €12.5M from Alex Jiménez's move to Bournemouth
@marca
New home. Same voter. One simple update.
If you have relocated for work, school, marriage, retirement, or any other reason, the solution is simple: (https://t.co/EOn47PhXYS)
✅ Apply for a Transfer of Registration
❌ Don't register again.
🗓️ CVR ends 10 July 2026
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#CVR2026
RAYA – Bench Warmer
ZUBIMENDI – Bench Warmer
MERINO – Bench Warmer
SAKA – Bench Addict
EZE – Bench Warmer
MARTINELLI – Bench Warmer
After winning the EPL, the whole squad turned chronic bench warmers 😂
Nobody took last season seriously,VAR just gifted them the league 🤷🏽♀️
🚨 For Cristiano Ronaldo to equal Lionel Messi's achievements, He needs:
• 1 World Cup
• 3 Ballon D'or Award
• 2 French League titles and
• 1 Human Hormone.
🚨 But For Lionel Messi to equal Cristiano Ronaldo's achievements, He needs:
• 3 Premier League titles
• 2 Champions League titles
• 1 Puskas Award
• 2 FA Cup
• 2 English Super Cup
• 2 Italian League titles
• 2 Italian Cup
• 1 Club World Cup
• 6 Globe Soccer Award
• 1 UCL All Time scorer Award
• 1 Diamond YouTube play button
• 1 Saudi Pro League Cup.
Any disrespect to Cristiano Ronaldo from all Messi fans will not be tolerated anymore... 🤔
Anywhere you see an elderly man or woman, greet him or her respectfully. Assist them with their load or in any way you can. You will never go wrong with that.