Alagba_simon😋

Medic on the beat, tweets are alter ego, be guided.
Don't check header.
Follow for a follow back.

[Alagba_simon😋 @AlagbaSimon]

My conclusion.

Make someone popular one way or the other in #Nigeria and make them a bagman of sort.
You are not selling anything, you don't have a business, you are only popular for one flimsy reason or another and then boom you are Foking rich.
Common mahn!!

[Alagba_simon😋 @AlagbaSimon]

@realmatt_re Are they Nigerians?.

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@jassjegs All of you present there were wrong and should all be charged for manslaughter.

You allowed someone to disregard safety , you all went against protocol.

If only one of you had stood and said no way, that soldier would have seen his wife that day.

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@mayorde4you2 Salary in 2010.

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@Naija_farmers Aaaaaahhhhhhh

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@Row_Haastrup Google is not reading your emails.

Google is your email.

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@bags @Microphe YES!!!

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@HarmlessHQ Kenneth Okonkwo, Something must cum out of you, either confidential info or 5 billion NGN, choose 1.

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@denisyurchak You are welcome.

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@prieurdp 'Not black women' on narrow roads always refuse to reverse to the passing place.

Why?

They can't reverse for shit.

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@rundriveng The smell in the room afterwards.

🤮🤮🤮

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@ashiedu_victor I don cause traffic before to collect one babe number.

The straff wey follow no be here.

We were both wild.

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@TheEmmalez Ok, stay in your country, stop disturbing our eyes and ears.

Thank you.

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@didem5654 If I hear her calling me uncivilised.

I am taking my shoes off again, the captain will have to come to explain to me why I have to put them back on, if not, we are in for a long haul.

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@AmgbapuRut69274 Dyslexia.

Google it.

Awon olodo gbogbo in CS.

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@deokorobia1 @onu_slim Olodo.

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@Chuc__kky @jaja_sowari @mrboboskie @grok 🤦🏾‍♀️

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@TheSilvapr @_______Collins @adisaedus Watch for Comms.

Someone had gone there earlier to do transfer and get account name.

Then they transfer after he had pressed his foot.

QED.

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@MikeBales 🤣🤣

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@Chuc__kky @jaja_sowari @mrboboskie https://t.co/SS9SCxQjnH

Please read.

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@loveyfunky Gbenu osi sohun.