OPay is no longer using phone numbers as account numbers. They’re now issuing standard account numbers, so if you’re still using your phone number as your OPay account number, hurry to an OPay agent to get yours updated 👍🏾
MAKE DEM NO LIE FOR YOU, EKO DUNNNN!!! LAGOS SWEET!!! Na Monday morning ooo.
Dem 9-5ers don squeeze face enter danfo dey see traffic for front 😂 HR don dey send “Good morning team” message…
Meanwhile, Hypeman Ita dey somewhere:
“RACHAEL ONIGA!!! MY NIGGAAAA!!!”
You come say make dem no vex you too wicked
Moral lesson: If your 9-5 no dey pay you well, abeg locate Hypeman Ita.
THE MAN FIT PUT YOU ON!!!
'I said money doesn’t satisfy me and it’s my truth but it doesn’t change the fact that I’m the highest paid artist in the History of African music. Believe it or not.'
- Burna Boy (2022)
Poolside and locked in, Andrew Tate breaks down why he refuses to run from anxiety. He forces it to serve him instead.
“I grabbed the demon of anxiety by his fucking neck and added him to my legion.”