Alaikah Ahmed ツ

my personality depends on the playlist

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

Try the pumpkins darling they're smashing

[Alcuin Press @AlcuinPress]

Ralph Waldo Emerson, this one really stuck with me

[trish @TrisH0x2A]

it's honestly embarrassing that Chrome accidentally became the best PDF viewer while Adobe spent decades making Acrobat slower and more bloated

[𝓚 @ifuliedownhere]

Dostoyevsky on the death of his infant daughter. A passage that has stayed with me years after I first encountered it

[Vaidehi Murthy @ButVai]

Genghis Khan loved Tuesdays, because it was Mongol war.

[kylei 🧶 @ruledbymercuryy]

every time I go to express my appreciation for someone, I sound like I’m in love with them. perhaps I am a bit. I have so much love inside of me, it seeps into every word I speak.

[зара @MyLifelsAMovie]

why is everything in china called ali, “aliexpress”, “alipay”, “alibaba” are they shi’a???

[cj- @cjnieI]

So if the post office closes at 5 and I get off work at 5 what time should kill myself

[gabe @allgarbled]

As a devoted student of posting, this is my favorite tweet. It is the pinnacle of the form. Pitch perfect.

[˚꩜｡ @yappingwmogu143]

life’s hard twin but the exam ur not studying for will be harder

[blehh @pupzypup]

bird 1: are we safe?
bird 2: yeah he only has one stone

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I, for one, like Roman numerals

[shibe || @theshiberealm.bsky.social @TheShibeRealm]

project hail mary is so cool because it’s one of the first pieces of media to ask: what if the alien was actually alien

[kd @kdlovrr]

they’ll braid your intestines together if you’re soft spoken and awkward

[Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astro_jaz]

phm was a great example of how important it is for movies to have color

[grovy @grovymango]

Had Vietnamese coffee 2 days ago and I’m still buzzed . This is how we won the war . Cà phê Trung Nguyên type shit

[Junka 🇭🇺 @the_junka]

you could genuinely be the most stressed in your life at 3am then a bug would show up in your room that you never even seen in your life

[em @emweener]

there needs to be a chinese way to say inshallah

[gem ☽♡☾ 🔞 @sovngarde]

if you aren‘t happy single you won‘t be happy taken. happiness comes from watching Project Hail Mary, not relationships