G A R B A G E

straight up GARBO lol

[G A R B A G E @AlainaWest2400]

@e_mariana28 oh I bet 75% of Americans wouldn't pass the citizenship test

[chloe♡ ☾ @Camilas_Grande]

Just gonna leave this here because I've seen pro lifers posting pictures of very developed foetuses trying to say that they're 6 week embryos, this is what a 6 week embryo actually looks like

[Marshall @MarshallShafer]

Adult: go to college so you can get an education and change the world!

4 years later:
Student: science says if we dont use alternative energy and less plastic we'll all be dead in 80 years

Adult: wow u think ur so smart college sure did turn u into a libtard

[thecayleeobryan @thecayleeobryan]

do you ring your hair out before getting out of the shower?

rt if you do
like if you don’t

tryna prove a point

[Noel 🇵🇷 @NoelSznn]

Me at 4 am when I’m supposed to be asleep https://t.co/NxKP0srhzZ

[Juliusbrownmusic @juliusbrown0199]

Please RT

[Hsoj Yasmar @JoshRamsay]

I don't want to walk away, but it's not fair to let you stay, I'll fall apart beyond a kiss, a castaway upon your lips. #AlbumStuff

[Sarah Chadwick @Sarahchadwickk]

If you take a cardboard cutout of a teenage shooting survivor and use it as target practice, you should not have a gun. https://t.co/F8oCsDRPWq

[Hsoj Yasmar @JoshRamsay]

Fix me was a bit confused and searching.
Masterpiece theatre was directly broadway music theatre at its inspiration.
Ever after was fantasy stories - Tim Burton style.
Astoria was 80s coming of age adventure.
Next one is all new https://t.co/viSBElXerZ

[ty @byetyler]

Hmm...but when women want to control their own bodies it's an issue https://t.co/d3FFf2AYYF

[Mykie @GlamandGore]

So let me get this straight..... Stephen Hawking

-died on Pi Day
-died on Albert Einstein’s birthday
-was born on the 300th anniversary of Galileo’s death

The cosmos is cosmic af

[Quality Fights @QualityFights]

he just beat the hell out this dude damn

[G A R B A G E @AlainaWest2400]

This is my kinda humor😂 https://t.co/yeoWOL4Pld

[ethan @ethannestor]

My magnum opus https://t.co/kSjbpC9DZO

[Disney Channel @DisneyChannel]

Call me, beep me, if you want a #KimPossible DCOM! Casting has just begun for live-action Kim Possible Disney Channel Original Movie. Who would you love to see play Kim?

[Brian Wecht @bwecht]

Me: Audrey, do you know who I love more than you?
Audrey (3yo): Who?
Me: Nobody!
Audrey: Daddy, do you know who I love more than you?
Me: Who?
Audrey: Mommy!