Alain

💭If I'm thinking it, you're thinking it.

[Alain @AlainvdDonk]

And we're even paying more every year for this crap 💀

[Alain @AlainvdDonk]

In the Netherlands, we're all just pretending that it's completely normal that trains aren't running, run late or break down altogether every single day. @NS_online

[Alain @AlainvdDonk]

Grapes and grapefruit have very little in common. 🤔💭

[Alain @AlainvdDonk]

Great. Now I have to start being embarrassed when I tell people abroad where I'm from. #DutchElections #verkiezingen

[Alain @AlainvdDonk]

"Moet je al die verschillende mensen zien hier. De Nederlander bestaat niet meer."
- An elderly man to his wife in a coffee place in Rotterdam
#verkiezingen2023 #nederland

[Alain @AlainvdDonk]

@NS_online Helemaal niet 😂 heel de ochtend weer treinen uitgevallen en mega druk op het perron, wat betekent dat iedereen die al in Amsterdam had willen zijn nog lekker hier op Rotterdam staat te wachten :').

[Alain @AlainvdDonk]

@AFTVMedia Raya looked shaky against City... Let's give Ramsdale a go again.

[Alain @AlainvdDonk]

@premierleague Henry doesn't miss 😍

[Alain @AlainvdDonk]

The Dutch railway system gets more and more expensive every year, yet the train service declines YoY. Where is that money going? Here's a thought; we ask @elonmusk to reorganize @NS_online so we can finally have an efficiently running train service in The Netherlands. #ns #nl

[Alain @AlainvdDonk]

@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC Tantrums 🥲

[Alain @AlainvdDonk]

@EduardoHagn Sell. He's had a decent preseason, but last season was very poor. His work rate has also been dramatic when he's come on for us. Would rather not sell to Chelsea, but >£50m is hard to resist.

[Alain @AlainvdDonk]

@elonmusk Umm, you're scaring me

[Alain @AlainvdDonk]

@elonmusk Elon to a designer: 'Interface needs more pzazz. Have it done by tomorrow.'

[Alain @AlainvdDonk]

Some things need to speed tf up and other things need to slow tf down.

[Alain @AlainvdDonk]

@elonmusk @Cobratate @elonmusk the Twitter video player absolutely sucks monkey balls. It restarts randomly, also whenever you pause a video for a little too long or after opening another app and then returning to Twitter. Could you improve it pls? 🫶

[Alain @AlainvdDonk]

Can someone explain to me why people still go to cafes and other public places coughing, with their snot dripping, looking dopey af? Have we learned nothing from the pandemic? Stay home. Your expensive latte can wait.

[Alain @AlainvdDonk]

When I become a father some day, I'm hoping for a child I only have to water every two weeks. That'd be great.

[Alain @AlainvdDonk]

We should start fighting wars on Call of Duty instead and just wager entire cities or territories. You'd just watch a livestream and by the end of it suddenly your city is part of China, lol. No casualties.
#ww3 #WWIII #chinataiwan

[Alain @AlainvdDonk]

@CoinList Seems the site blew up because of this... I got in (!!!) but it gave an "unexpected error" and now the entire website is offline to me. Cloudflare errors and everything. #minatokensale

[Alain @AlainvdDonk]

Dutch weather right now haha. It's snowing, hailing, sunny, snowing, hailing. It's Spring wtf. The beginning of the end lol. #Rutte has been lying too much and God is no longer taking his shit. Guess we're all going down with him :'). #dutchweather