Sarah Alaiso

📷 Photographer @StudioAlaiso, Voiceover artiste, Sometimes OAP, and all-round Goddess.

🔆I create, therefore, I am.

[Sarah Alaiso @AlaisoTheFirst]

@MHolubowski Is AnalyticsWP still active? I tried to sign up as an affiliate

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@DavidHundeyin And yet, people are not seeing or understanding what’s really going on. "Grok, is this true?"

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Forever valid!

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'Women supporting women' doesn't mean supporting poor qttitudes and bad behaviour. If you messed up, I'll tell you, and we can talk about it. We should help each other grow and improve, not stay stuck in mediocrity and shitty behaviour because "... Ah! Your fellow woman..."

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Amazon really needs to improve user experience on Prime Video. The UI is clunky and annoying. Navigation is crappy.

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@Nazannwa You did very well. Imagine feeling like you have the right to shame someone for having their beautiful natural dark skin! The audacity!!

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@iamrenike @MTNNG Let's see what Lebara has to offer when they finally launch to users in Nigeria. MTN has really been taking the piss. And their data plans are the most expensive compared with Airtel and Glo🙄.

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I just saw a squirrel for the first time... Right here in Abuja!

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Dis life na kuku just one. Just try not to embarrass your ancestors too badly while you're at it.

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@DemiGodofEnergy I've been told that my experience does not reflect the true nature of okpa. Thanks for your extra validation😄

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Two weeks ago, I tried okpa for the first time and it was so underwhelming. I don't know what I expected, but I was so disappointed. I still get upset when I think about it.

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@UgonnaLaCadena It's really crazy. I hope you have a working gen or inverter, or somewhere to run to

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@UgonnaLaCadena @aedcelectricity Unfortunately, we're affected.

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@Writing2Rehab You knowwwww!? How do they even come up with these things 😄

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Me: " I haven't been eating right, and I've been eating late. I need to eat better and exercise more if I want to lose weight."

My mum: "Nourish yourself with the word of God."

😂 Nigerian mothers >>>>

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@AmyMordii Thanks for sharing!

To me, there are 3 categories. Only the first can be easily reached:

1. People who bash feminism out of ignorance.
2. Misandrists and misogynists hiding behind their skewed idea of feminism to spread their hate.
3. People who strongly oppose equality.

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@asemota Any one that will help his argument. 😄

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Wicked and cowardly....it's such a sickening combination. Tueh!
Nigerian politicians will be wicked to their own people, and they will act any drama to avoid facing the consequences of their actions.

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@Hauwa_L @Hauwa_L Imagine lying down and your lower back can't touch the bed unless your knees are up and your feet are flat on the bed. It's UNCOMFORTABLE!!!

You wee now lie on your side to avoid back pain, but then HELLO, HIP PAIN!

It's a blessing and a curse!

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I just called @PiggyBankNG's customer support.

I screamed when I looked at their toll-free number. 0700 Wee Wee Wee!!!!!!!

Who's the creative piggy behind this decision? So cool!! 😁😄

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"Bleaching" and "skincare" are mutually exclusive.

There's nothing like a bleaching skin care product.

There's no way a person would bleach their skin if they were actually trying to take care of it.

Is ignorance still an excuse?

Stop the madness!